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velzie
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(explaining menu UI design to an american) imagine a hamburger
July 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
writeup: Porting Terraria and Celeste to the browser with WebAssembly
velzie.rip/blog/celeste...

fun little project i've been working on and off for about a year. boosts appreciated
May 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
weed markiplier: was that the blunt of 87?
January 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
bluesky
January 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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In Bluesky, they don't let you goon. They have the gooning material, but they don't have the tools. No bookmarks. In Bluesky, they have neoliberals.. no femcels... no gooning
December 8, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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catgpt (knocking over various items on desk): mrrp :3
November 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Did Kendrick reference the Freaky Papyrus meme in Not Like Us? 👇

“Freaky ahh fella he a 69 Blud!”💀
(I changed the lyrics a little so I wouldn’t have to type the curses)

If this was intentional this might be the most legandary meme crossover of 2024. 🔥❤️
December 1, 2024 at 8:16 PM
everyone's complaining about hunter biden's pardon is wrong. the democrats need to break more rules and faster. go ahead and appoint a bunch of corrupt justices joe no one will care. fly your presidential jet directly into the trump tower i don't give a fuck
December 2, 2024 at 5:00 AM
in the middle of buying memecoins & my braless wife grok brings me a Xeet (not asked for) as i get the elon musk Retweet

so, how is your day going 😅
December 2, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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OMG guys, Blue Sky is winning! Blue Sky is gonna be the new Twitter. We're gonna beat Twitter. We're gonna be so cool. Blue Sky's winning the battle against Twitter X! Elon Musk is going to kill himself tomorrow because all of the users are going to leave for blue sky.
November 30, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Hi all 👋

Today i want to announce my latest dataset. I have used the bluesky api to scrape some really valuable data. This dataset really reflects the current state of the platform. 🤗

It is under a very permissive licence so you can do anything with it! 🎉

huggingface.co/datasets/MDp...
MDproductions/1-bluesky-post · Datasets at Hugging Face
We’re on a journey to advance and democratize artificial intelligence through open source and open science.
huggingface.co
November 29, 2024 at 9:26 AM
texting a robot girl and u gotta remember that the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC-2119.
November 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
happy thank giving everyone ♥️♥️♥️
November 28, 2024 at 6:37 PM
pdses go offline god laughs
November 28, 2024 at 5:46 PM
investors: hey openai where's the 7 billion you said you would make

sam altman (hiding gpt sex robot under the table): uhh.. there's current hallucination problems.. more research will emerge.. we need funding..

investor: holy shit is that tim sweeny
sweenygpt: i'm the founder of epic games
November 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
shellcheck hates to see me winning
November 27, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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i can't believe they hit the twink towers never faggot 💔
November 20, 2024 at 8:12 PM
thank you to the bluesky mod team for being extremely based. they should ban everyone complaining about it next
November 25, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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hot dog stand operator: "would you like any condiments on your hot dog"
me:
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
November 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
honk shooah sleep on that thang
November 21, 2024 at 3:19 AM
chat i fixed my handle
November 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
November 20, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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US lawyers will reportedly try to force Google to sell Chrome and unbundle Android
US lawyers will reportedly try to force Google to sell Chrome and unbundle Android
The DOJ will try to break up Google.
buff.ly
November 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM