Velvet Watermelon
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Velvet Watermelon
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Yeah, but did she say it 20 times? No more, no less?
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Or you could just talk about how great Kid Rock is.
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Totally on point, David. Sickening that it's an ALP govt doing this. With a huge majority & an opposition that's clinically dead, they can do something about housing, taxing wealth, stand up to fascists & bullies, call out genocide in Israel. Instead they choose to be craven, fearful and spineless.
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Indeed. Just as Angus Taylor is the Bronwyn Bishop of Alexander Downers.
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I think Scott Baio was double-booked.
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 AM
What about the length of Tom Brady's career?
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
He'd better not come for South Straddie.
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Could be the England cricket team, trying to escape the oppressive and restrictive Bazball junta.
January 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I think "British politician sex" will outlive them all.
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Election loss? I dont think James McGrath has conceded yet. He's still huddled in the ABC canteen wrapped in a blanket, waiting for the postals and pre-polls to come through.
May 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
*hard-earned*
January 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm a CPA. I can tell you, the sense of entitlement amongst "self-funded" retirees with an absolute shitload in their SMSF is gargantuan. They've convinced themselves that every single cent they have is head-earned, completely deserved, and the government owes them everything. No exceptions.
January 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM