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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
snail friend
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
here’s Greg
September 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
lmao, this was the post:
August 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
it’s Greg’s birthday, he’s 3! still the babiest baby to ever baby
April 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
found Greg
February 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
didn’t see him
February 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
first bite of king cake:
January 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
the ex bought this on a trip to Thailand, that he flew home from on Christmas day, 2004
January 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds
January 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
he’s such a good cat
January 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Greg.
January 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
well, ok
December 19, 2024 at 6:33 PM
not going to bother sticking it anywhere but here’s to the slightly less shitty runoff candidate for appeals judge
November 26, 2024 at 11:13 PM
to that end:
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Greg is thrilled I dropped all the arugula on the floor
November 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
if you see this post a bird🪶
November 18, 2024 at 4:00 PM
here’s Greg:
October 17, 2024 at 6:54 PM
this is the funniest takeaway from watching Righteous Gemstones I’ve ever seen:
July 20, 2024 at 5:34 AM
checks out. also, I’m so sorry bluesky
May 15, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Greg turns two today; he’s a very excellent boy
April 1, 2024 at 1:34 PM
a small northern water snake, I hope
March 3, 2024 at 8:49 PM
this cat is very seriously guarding me from the running dishwasher
March 1, 2024 at 3:23 AM
sleepy boy
October 26, 2023 at 7:33 PM
he badly wants to eat a squirrel
October 24, 2023 at 5:21 PM