Velvet McJones
@velvet-mcjones.bsky.social
Afghan Whigs enthusiast. Big sportsball guy.
I deleted mine 9 years ago, and you'd be amazed at how little you ever needed it.
December 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I deleted mine 9 years ago, and you'd be amazed at how little you ever needed it.
That is not what this means at all. Stop.
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
That is not what this means at all. Stop.
As someone who has to start him this week...can you elaborate as to why?
Wouldn't the Cowboys just mimic the same heavy shade coverage as the Commanders last week?
Wouldn't the Cowboys just mimic the same heavy shade coverage as the Commanders last week?
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
As someone who has to start him this week...can you elaborate as to why?
Wouldn't the Cowboys just mimic the same heavy shade coverage as the Commanders last week?
Wouldn't the Cowboys just mimic the same heavy shade coverage as the Commanders last week?
(Right Said Fred voice)
I'm a glutton, you know what I mean
And I do my little squat on the fart walk
I'm a glutton, you know what I mean
And I do my little squat on the fart walk
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
(Right Said Fred voice)
I'm a glutton, you know what I mean
And I do my little squat on the fart walk
I'm a glutton, you know what I mean
And I do my little squat on the fart walk
Identify all of them ASAP.
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Identify all of them ASAP.
Reposted by Velvet McJones
Without the video, this could easily pass as an Axl Rose snippet from the Chinese Democracy tour.
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Without the video, this could easily pass as an Axl Rose snippet from the Chinese Democracy tour.
Abortion | George Carlin | Back In Town (1996)
YouTube video by Official George Carlin
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Human smoking jacking upset at lower pipe prices."
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Human smoking jacking upset at lower pipe prices."
This is so funny, because that's what The Mars Volta sounds like after listening to At the Drive-In.
October 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is so funny, because that's what The Mars Volta sounds like after listening to At the Drive-In.
How tf does Kincaid come out of a bye as questionable?
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
How tf does Kincaid come out of a bye as questionable?
Pearl Jam was wrong. You can find a Fetterman.
October 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Pearl Jam was wrong. You can find a Fetterman.
He forgot Travis Homer, C.J. Prosise, and Alex Collins.
October 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
He forgot Travis Homer, C.J. Prosise, and Alex Collins.
If we can't change their mind, then no one will.
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If we can't change their mind, then no one will.