The guy in front of me at Six Flags is wearing a hat with a McDonald's flag and a jacket with a blue lives matter flag on the back. I have seen it all.

In my dream last night I microwaved a smaller microwave and it made the smaller microwave very hot.

I'm an avid air fryer hoe and have forgone microwave usage many years ago.

Could this be big microwave trying to advertise to my subconscious? Concerning. Looking into it.

Petitioning for "how've" to be inducted into the Merriam Webster. Fuck you if you think it shouldn't be a real word >:(

Point Nemo - Excerpt from a short story I've been working on.

Robocop 2 is overhated

Avg writing sesh:
-Start my 8hr timer
-Consider if a mechanical keyboard will make me a better writer
-Pause timer
-Sub coffee with a breath of Chicago piss-air
-Resume timer
-Dissociate for 6 hours
-Accept defeat when my wife asks to play Expedition 33 with her
-Tell myself I was productive today