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Vel@Aperture
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Head of Aperture Finance
President of The Deep State
Final boss of people who disagree with me
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Happy Sunday, disabled people also deserve to have the curse lifted

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December 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Return thy carts, peasants!
December 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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If you think internet age verification laws are fxcked up now, wait until you find out how many of the lawyers and engineers for these companies don't understand the tech, the agreements they operate under (and force onto users), or how the data is handled.
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The icing will continue until the 2nd Amendment is no longer under threat by the Newsom Administration.
December 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
Tell Congress: Require ICE to unmask and display clear identification
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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The answer is yes, you are the bad guys..
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Not as bad as stupid.
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
peak etymology joke right here lmfao
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
via ChatGPT
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Sorry guys, I know I’ve been quiet this week, but I’ve been recovering from shaking too many hands
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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become wolveves
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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if we could stop growing facial hair we'd be hot most of the time
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Probably gonna head back down to Mel's a little later if anyone wants to drop by and chat. No promises my card is working right now though. 😅
December 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Happy Caturday! Hope everyone can find something to help make you smile! If not I hope my smile can brighten up your day 💜💋
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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He got high on catnip, then passed out after trying to open a bag of cat treats he pilfered from an upper cabinet somehow. Happy #Caturday
December 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Hidden camera

#Caturday
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I’d guess I’m not entirely alone in having assumed it would continue to mean Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics…
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Guess who's up and running? Because I'm not running anywhere right now. I have my current room at The Clancy booked until Christmas and that's very very much on record.
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Maintenance Reminder: Adjust your regular Jack.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Are computers real? Are you a computer? Have you ever used a computer
October 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM