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vel, 30ish, w/e pronouns. ⚠️ occasional dark content warning
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hell of a choice to play I Saw The TV Glow on the fairground jumbotron but happy pride ig
a big portable movie screen in a park currently playing Detective Pikachu. a single tear rolls down Justice Smith's face. the subtitles read "it wasn't anybody's fault"
June 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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oh apparently the greater internet's been calling them the Tilemaster so chances are you've seen this already but--
4chan greentext thread of a user reluctantly admitting they are sexually aroused by floor tiles. over a dozen other users immediately pile on with reaction images as is tradition
June 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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we are so fucking plover
picture of a snowy plover, a black-billed bird with a light gray coat and a white underbelly (i do not know my Bird Terms sorry)
June 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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chat is th
openpsychometrics character test results 1. Donny Dunn (Baby Reindeer): 86% 2. Lily Iglehart (Sex Education): 85% 3. Powder (Arcane): 85% 4. Floki (Vikings): 84% 5. Rue Bennett (Euphoria): 84% 6. Violet Harmon (American Horror Story: Season 1) 83% 7. Allison Reynolds (The Breakfast Club): 82% 8. Paul Kinsey. (Mad Men): 81% 9. Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy): 81% 10. Alan (The Hangover): 81% 11. Joy Wang (Everything Everywhere All at Once): 81% 12. Luc (Emily in Paris): 80%
May 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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...chat is this good
powder from arcane joy from everything everywhere all at once rue from euphoria alan from The Hangover
May 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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who up chizzin they curls
a turquoise bag of orange Chiz Curls cheese snacks
May 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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ultra instinct yuuko nichijou picks up a hot dog
May 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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why is tumblr trying to sell me the Caviar That Makes You Cum Hard
an ad featuring a canister of male enhancement powdered caviar, which is a thing apparently
May 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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stairwell graffiti that reads "GODS WORD GRAVY?"
April 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM