Whenever I put my hair half up, I MUST wear a ribbon in it.

If I don’t, I look like Qui Gon Jin.

I was asked last night what my drink of choice was.

What I said:
I like gin, so a Bee’s Knees or a little fruity mixed drink.

What I should have said:
THE BANANA ONE FROM WET WILLIES.

I am so awful. I love presents.

This morning I was like “Corey, your mission today is to pretty please give me the ideas you said you had for your birthday present.

Also, for Valentine’s Day, I would like a Jellycat Plush bag charm 🥰.”

Besame lipsticks are now $36.
I guess I’ll just take really good care of the one I have because that’s quite a difference from when I got mine. I got it in 2019 for $22. And that was a splurge! 💄

Girllight
Gaskeep
Gateboss

I want to drink more water. I fill my big ol 40oz cup with water. Drink about 1/3 of it, & then pour a little crystal light powder packet in it.

I feel like I’m cheating. I love water! But it’s so much easier to drink it in Summer.

Winter is for flavor drinks!

I SHOULD do a reading goal for 2025, but when I know I’m reading to just check off a “to do” list and not just for pleasure, I read even slower.

Things I SERIOUSLY have enough of & WILL NOT BUY in 2025:

1. Makeup/Skincare
(unless it’s something I love that I finished)

2. Perfume & nail polish

3. Non-work clothes: Graphic Tees, Sweatshirts, Hats, etc

4. Workout clothes (unless I go down a whole size from being fit)

5. Jewelry

I thought we were doing fun & silly poses for the office Christmas card so I had props.
Apparently everyone else just looked at the camera all cute. So I guess I’m just gonna be the weird one putting on lipstick when the rest took it seriously.
Great.
Love looking like the attention hog. 🙃

My mom got me a Y2K valor track suit for Christmas.

I never had one when I was younger so I’m so excited!

I’ll be wearing this everyday after work like the millennial icon that I am.

They cut away from Aragorn after Arwen says “What’s this? A ranger caught off his guard?” Because you know his response was
“GIRL WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS.”

Curious, Fantasy, Midnight Fantasy, Jungle Fanstasy, Believe, Private Show, and Prerogative.
I have a Britney for every mood.

I’m sorry but no amount of plastic surgery or PR rehabilitation is gonna make me like Lindsay Lohan. I think she sucks and I have always thought she sucks.

Y’all can like her if you want, but to me, she’ll always be a bad attitude with saggy tiddies.

I just got my bills for my blood test to check my thyroid and my trip to urgent care for strep throat. Can someone take care of the guy in charge of my insurance next? Please and thank you.

Someone should write a Jayne Cobb style song about modern day folk hero, UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter.

“The Hero of the USA,
The man they call
Anonymous shoooooooterrrr!”

Gals at spin said I looked tan so then we started talking about tanning drops and lotion and skin care and it was great!
I love talking about girly stuff with people I like and respect!

I smelled the Eos Vanilla Cashmere lotion that everyone told me about and almost bought it for myself. But I’m going to give my friends and family a chance to get it for me for Christmas.
But if they don’t, I’m buying it anyway!

My job is amazing.

It feels like all my coworkers do is find things to give each other.

And it’s not like “here’s a present.”

Just things that we have, extras we bought, a good song recommendation, “do you want these earrings?”, “I have an extra lip balm…”

Normally, I’m an Elf and Maybelline girl. And I love it.

But I got some Sephora stuff for my birthday and now I’m like “oh noooo. The expensive stuff is actually really good.” 😩🥺