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Andrew Thomas
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Front end dev. West Philly. Urbanist. Cyclist. 34 rider. Phillies. Flyers. Gunners. Zolos. Father to the pimento.
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Sal Stewart of the Cincinnati Reds
October 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Principal Skinner meme FOR PRIVACY'S SAKE, LET'S CALL HIM CHARLIE K. NO, THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS. LET'S SAY C. KIRK---
September 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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That’ll do it. Thanks to the person that left that in the bike lane at 10th & Pine
Big nail that I pulled out of my rear tire
September 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Never enough
ESPN headline: Hislop still has Gyökeres doubts despite Arsenal goals
August 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Craig on Animal Kingdom: « Shit just got gnarly »
August 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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What the hell is this?
Fucked up AI Pennsylvania
August 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Scene from Simpsons episode “Married to the Mob” ♪ GUYS AND DOLLS ♪ ♪ WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF CRAZY GUYS AND DOLLS ♪
July 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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idk, think they could pull it out.
Phillies fake box score showing a ludicrously bad line for pitcher J. Romano 0.1 IP 27H 21ER 5BB 0K 6HR
April 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Anytime you see a whack suggestion like this you can almost guarantee the person does not live in Philadelphia.
« Jim Ludlow produces the “Good Government Show” podcast and is the founder of Liquid Interactive. He resides in Fogelsville, Pa. »
April 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Cletus yells out his kids’ names while Marge Simpson sits in her car.
March 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"
A scene from Community where a VR avatar looks at a menu that has the options Grow Shrink Horoscope Minesweeper
February 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Madness
From the Wikipedia article on the Emu War: "Summarising the culls, ornithologist Dominic Serventy commented: The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month."
November 11, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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Sweet relief
Radar image showing incoming precipitation to the Philadelphia region
November 10, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Superintendent Chalmers asking “May I see it?”
September 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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West Philly is adjusting
“Pennsylvania for Biden/Harris” yard sign with “Biden” crossed out and replaced with “We Love Joe”
July 22, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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Homer Simpson: I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny.
June 3, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Homer Simpson: SEE, I GOT THIS FRIEND NAMED JOEY JO-JO JUNIOR SHABADOO.
May 9, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Skinner: For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S. No, that's too obvious. Let's say L. Simpson.
April 16, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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March 6, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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Goodness
Stats showing massive first half xG and momentum for Manchester City, but United lead 1-0
March 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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A severely injured C. Montgomery Burns says “Ooh. That takes me back,” to Smithers.
January 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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The @nytimes.com seemingly trying to will economic strife into existence.
Headline from The NY Times: The U.S. Seems to Be Dodging a Recession. What Could Still Go Wrong?
January 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Sam Neill removing his sunglasses in Jurassic Park
October 18, 2023 at 3:58 PM