But i guess that's not really a hobby, since there's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

My main hobby right now seems to be drinking hot beverages, which i can usually accomplish before they get cold.

More like Unmemorable Fringe

"take measures" lol

I used to steal the pencils from IKEA, but now everything's an app, and it'll barely leave a mark on the page.

I never knew the Antarctic used to be so green. Stupid climate change.

Also maybe The Reef Tour of the King

Tab dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Certainly you're entitled to try to earn something for your online efforts, but this sort of thing is misleading, and won't foster a trusted business relationship.

How about just saying "sign up and get this thing"? At least it's honest.

Yes, I joust. And don't call me Shirley

Toronto as well. The number of times I've been almost taken out by a turning car looking left for oncoming cars and not right for oncoming pedestrians...

Maybe I can finally finish Lemmings