Thank you so much !! My birthday and Christmas both made today by the arrival.of my beautiful wee tree.
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I'm in with Jim tomorrow. I've to post a Highland Cow Hot Water Bottle to Glenda of the Glen in Scotland. She's a family friend. She saw these 'coos' on a shop website but there's no branches near her and a day trip to Glasgow was wasted as the shop hadn't any left. I managed to get one in Belfast !

Im SO glad it arrived ! Jim the Dour Post Master didn't hold much hope of it arriving in time !!

I have Tree-d of Ron. I didn't take any photos as I wanted out of there asap, however, Ron informed me that TnT did not rate my decorating at all. She said "You choose someone plain and boring, you get plain and boring" and proceeded to tinsel the tits off the tree..

This year !😂😂 For those of you who may recall a similar Big Family Do last year and my entreaties to the Universe for them all to have the shites, which actually manifested..Repeat performance please !!!

About ME no less and my dietary choices.
"At least there's no fussy eaters to have to accammadate. No vegans aloud" (sic) says CowPat to a string of laughy faces
"Whose Vegas?" Enquires TnT
Then comes the slur, which I won't repeat here..but I am thinking of using it to sign my Christmas cards

Family are there to celebrate how wonderful a father/grandad/great grandad Ron, who is paying for it all, is. Yes, the WHOLE family..well the ones who count..two other sons (namely Thorrhalf and Brorr Paul) are available but not included. Then..to my great amusement..comes a very personal insult

There's a Big Family Night Out later this month and they are all sending their menu options to the Ice Queen Sister.
TnT is having the soup, the steak as a main and for pudding, the Orange Delice.
Lots of lovey dovey chit chat amongst them all and there's NO excuse for non attendance as the WHOLE

Font, which must be connected to Da Ron's phone as Thorrhalf and I discovered as we wrangled lights and cables..to a mystery ba ding ding noises which we soon found out were messages from the Secret Family Chat Group the existence of which we've long suspected but Da Ron et al expressly DENY !

Da Ron should be tested for cognitive function impairment, Golden Ray was aghast. There's no way the LEGEND that is HIS father has memory loss, it's "grief" at the loss of Marie he says. However, a small tablet device has been installed beside Ron's chair which states time of day, date etc in HUGE

See, you can take the girl out of Norn Iron, but you can't take the need for extra syllables out of the girl..Izz-il- worth just sounds right...😂😂

Always though was trisyllablic.."Izz-il -worth".and now I find thanks to some sick multiple murderer, it's actually "Aisle-worth"..I'm not worth tuppence.

Mackerel sky, mackerel sky
Never long wet, never long dry..

Time one person can spend up another's arse, before the proverbial hits the fan..

Venue is also Scene of their First Date ,which precedes the Official Anniversary of when they first met..recollections may vary but their own social media confirms this as fact. There has naturally been a cooling of relationships betwixt Da Ron and TnT which was only inevitable. There's only so much

Deposit but plans are now afoot for a more modest affair at a hotel here in Belfast. Same date, so we have just over a year now to wait. The bride, is of course devastated on a Greek Tragedy scale, but Da Ron says they must cut their cloth to their means. For those old romantics amongst us, the new

I feel very much alone. It was difficult for me to reach out and ask for help in the first instance, but now that no help is available I am even more depressed.