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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
February 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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All the dudes with the most power in this country right now are the type of guys that you walk away from at parties
January 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
December 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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Dear Magaidiot, small in the pants, incel, chucklefuck trolls,

Yes. I will block you on here.
I put up with enough of your rage jerking on the Nazi rapist hellscape.
I’m not doing it on here too.
Bluesky ain’t for you anyway.
Folks here talk fancy & we don’t fuck sheep.

Now… shoo.
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