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They're already legally obligated to release the full Epstein files.

So what happens when they just refuse again?
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Little known fact, in the sequel to Huck Finn, Tom invented the automobile so his students would have something to wax
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
His followers would gladly buy and display proudly a US flag with Trump shit on it.
October 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I don't even know why it was supposedly better for us than chocolate. Our school nutritionist just hated children
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Downloaded it as soon as I saw this (sorry I don't brow blue sky much, so didn't get the news).

Good to hear you again, Hub
October 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
AH, fuck. Turns out I'm a terrorist
April 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Normally the remedy of a canceled contract is you sue the party that canceled your contract.

But the Federal government doesn't have to let you sue them if you don't want to. So if Elon Musk cancels a contract you had with the federal government, you're out of luck.
April 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Because if only we'd been able to commit war crimes, we would have won the hearts and minds in Afghanistan and kept it from falling to the Taliban.....
March 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" was supposed to be a satirical comment about something that was literally impossible.

Now we just casually ask people why they won't do the impossible.
March 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Remember what happened last time we invaded Canada!
March 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM