Vekica
@vekica.bsky.social
New app, new me. I'm nice now. Not like the other Vekica. She's a bitch. But I will still hurl obscenities at you for a fee.
How the hell does 80s feel-good Lait de Coco get flagged as porn? Not everything French is filth, people.
February 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
How the hell does 80s feel-good Lait de Coco get flagged as porn? Not everything French is filth, people.
Hot here too. Almost stepped on this basking beauty as I came down the stairs today. Ya gotta love Aussie summers, never know what might sneak out to kill you.
February 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Hot here too. Almost stepped on this basking beauty as I came down the stairs today. Ya gotta love Aussie summers, never know what might sneak out to kill you.
I cart them around in a wheelbarrow now, thanks for asking. I do have to dig out the occasional hibernating marsupial from their folds, but it's nice to know they can still attract something with a pulse. Missed you too, Doug and hope you're thriving x
February 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I cart them around in a wheelbarrow now, thanks for asking. I do have to dig out the occasional hibernating marsupial from their folds, but it's nice to know they can still attract something with a pulse. Missed you too, Doug and hope you're thriving x
Oh, you guys are gonna hit it off and be best buddies IMMEDIATELY 🤣
February 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Oh, you guys are gonna hit it off and be best buddies IMMEDIATELY 🤣
Few know whisky the way Doug knows whisky. How could he be anything but friendly.
February 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Few know whisky the way Doug knows whisky. How could he be anything but friendly.
As an Australian, I cannot comprehend this -31° of which you speak 😳
February 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
As an Australian, I cannot comprehend this -31° of which you speak 😳
And hello, Kim. How are ya, gorgeous?
February 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
And hello, Kim. How are ya, gorgeous?
Doug is AWESOME. Big burly sexy Scot. (Can we say "sexy" here? I meant, "subtly alluring in his kilt and bountiful facial hair"). I think he writes things. With words n stuff. Top bloke.
February 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Doug is AWESOME. Big burly sexy Scot. (Can we say "sexy" here? I meant, "subtly alluring in his kilt and bountiful facial hair"). I think he writes things. With words n stuff. Top bloke.
Figures. Always suspected Garry was a Nazi. Damian just too busy with plans to notice the mass migration. But thank you for my two new victims. x
February 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Figures. Always suspected Garry was a Nazi. Damian just too busy with plans to notice the mass migration. But thank you for my two new victims. x
Where's Garry? Where's Kim? Where's Doug? Is Damian still teeming with Asian-fusion meal plans? Who are these people? I'm very confused.
February 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Where's Garry? Where's Kim? Where's Doug? Is Damian still teeming with Asian-fusion meal plans? Who are these people? I'm very confused.
Exit! Exit! Where's the edit button? This colony isn't the New Jerusalem I was told it would be.
February 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Exit! Exit! Where's the edit button? This colony isn't the New Jerusalem I was told it would be.
You're welcome. I'm full of the happy suggestions Men's Health refuses to teach you.
February 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
You're welcome. I'm full of the happy suggestions Men's Health refuses to teach you.
... and stampede for the nearest exist!
February 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
... and stampede for the nearest exist!
That's male logic for you. But had he confined his actions to merely bellowing random thoughts up the poor woman's hoo-ha 9 months earlier, he wouldn't have to be asking it a lot of silly questions now.
February 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
That's male logic for you. But had he confined his actions to merely bellowing random thoughts up the poor woman's hoo-ha 9 months earlier, he wouldn't have to be asking it a lot of silly questions now.