Daughter tells me she heard today that if you wear a band T-shirt (especially as a young woman) and a man says to you “name five of their songs”, the correct response is “name five women who trust you”, so I pass this on in case any of you need it

Rent is so stupid, yeah I have a subscription to housing

Every day I ask him “Are you a baby? Are you a little baby?” And every day he answers “rarrwarrar.”