Shel Cee
@vehement.bsky.social
Is there a gas leak in here?
27//Ojibwe
27//Ojibwe
I have seasonal affective disorder and literally the only way to cure it is getting off your ass and working that’s so fucking funny to me
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I have seasonal affective disorder and literally the only way to cure it is getting off your ass and working that’s so fucking funny to me
#SpotifyIsOverParty please tell me Apple Music is better
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
#SpotifyIsOverParty please tell me Apple Music is better
Ohhh a lot of people I know are not getting handed the aux because there is only so much Ariana and Gaga I can listen to in one sitting… 🚬
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ohhh a lot of people I know are not getting handed the aux because there is only so much Ariana and Gaga I can listen to in one sitting… 🚬
ACTUALLY lemme get off this phone for like a month omg
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
ACTUALLY lemme get off this phone for like a month omg
Yea I love instagram ads!
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yea I love instagram ads!
Literally do not understand the concept of settling in your 20s like that actually sounds like a nightmare and yet so many people I know are content not doing shit like huh???
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Literally do not understand the concept of settling in your 20s like that actually sounds like a nightmare and yet so many people I know are content not doing shit like huh???
I need just one month of unemployment and I’m good
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I need just one month of unemployment and I’m good
Gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 you turkey Thot 😩👌 HOEvember has finally cum💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS 👊 who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey 🍆🍆🍑 get 5️⃣ back you a 🦃 dry turkey hoe 🍗😪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you a 🍑 YUMMY STUFFED SLUT 🍑 hurry ❗️ send this in 2️⃣ minutes or you won’t 👋 get any 🍆 this DICKcem
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 you turkey Thot 😩👌 HOEvember has finally cum💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS 👊 who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey 🍆🍆🍑 get 5️⃣ back you a 🦃 dry turkey hoe 🍗😪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you a 🍑 YUMMY STUFFED SLUT 🍑 hurry ❗️ send this in 2️⃣ minutes or you won’t 👋 get any 🍆 this DICKcem
“Crossy” is the funniest way to address a man in a wig ever
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Crossy” is the funniest way to address a man in a wig ever
I was shredding turkey up last night and I was thinking about how people were doing this for thousands of years as I was ripping off the drumsticks does anyone else think like that
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I was shredding turkey up last night and I was thinking about how people were doing this for thousands of years as I was ripping off the drumsticks does anyone else think like that
If I’m oomf…and you’re oomf…then who’s oomfing the car?
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If I’m oomf…and you’re oomf…then who’s oomfing the car?
“I’ve wanted you for a while now” should have told me that a while ago, NEXT!
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“I’ve wanted you for a while now” should have told me that a while ago, NEXT!
These Black Friday “sales” are crazy because how is buying more to save more a deal 😭 hoe the point of a sale is to NOT spend more
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
These Black Friday “sales” are crazy because how is buying more to save more a deal 😭 hoe the point of a sale is to NOT spend more
Making white people feel guilty about thanksgiving is so funny. Like what are you celebrating? The deaths of my ancestors????
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Making white people feel guilty about thanksgiving is so funny. Like what are you celebrating? The deaths of my ancestors????
I hope the microplastics in my brain are enough to create a labubu
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I hope the microplastics in my brain are enough to create a labubu
I don’t know shit about Pokémon past the gameboy SD but all I know is I would eat a lot of them because how the fuck are you an ice cream cone Pokémon???
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I don’t know shit about Pokémon past the gameboy SD but all I know is I would eat a lot of them because how the fuck are you an ice cream cone Pokémon???
When he shows me Pokémon he likes and I will him it would look absolutely scrumptious on the grill >>>
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When he shows me Pokémon he likes and I will him it would look absolutely scrumptious on the grill >>>
Oh also Ariana is like the worst fake crier I’ve ever seen on TV she looks like she’s trying to shit and it hurts
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oh also Ariana is like the worst fake crier I’ve ever seen on TV she looks like she’s trying to shit and it hurts
Gathered that bitch, no berry
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Gathered that bitch, no berry
Me only feeling bad for elphaba in wicked everyone else deserved what they got LMAO
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Me only feeling bad for elphaba in wicked everyone else deserved what they got LMAO
Tinashe please do another tour PLEASE
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tinashe please do another tour PLEASE
Having a degree definitely does not equate to being intelligent because how the hell did my uber driver hold a psychology degree and also tell me she doesn’t believe in mental illness and that people are just evil… 😭
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Having a degree definitely does not equate to being intelligent because how the hell did my uber driver hold a psychology degree and also tell me she doesn’t believe in mental illness and that people are just evil… 😭
Gotta give it up for the native queens on canadas drag race for actually using their identity/heritage in their drag and uplifting indigenous people unlike some of the US white queens who use a little sprinkle of blood for “representation”
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Gotta give it up for the native queens on canadas drag race for actually using their identity/heritage in their drag and uplifting indigenous people unlike some of the US white queens who use a little sprinkle of blood for “representation”
Protect the dolls also means giving window seat so she can sleep
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Protect the dolls also means giving window seat so she can sleep
Sometimes I think about saying something intellectual on the internet and then I think well actually I could just shitpost instead
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sometimes I think about saying something intellectual on the internet and then I think well actually I could just shitpost instead