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Spiders on my dick, piss on my wife, bread on my gineer. Voice actor, 'Vtuber', entertainer, idiot. Clown school dropout. 30. he/him. https://www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
AHAHAHA WE DID SO WELL IN INSCRYTION IT HIT US WITH A SCRIPTED LOSS AND WE BEAT THE SCRIPTED LOSS. FUCK YOU WALL OF BEARS. Seriously though we're only on our second run we did a bit too good. Continuing Inscryption and pissing off the dealer with @fivetail.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN BBC SHERLOCK!?!? www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What if Balatro was fucked up and had a gun and it was made by fuck up people & was dark & gritty? Literally all I know about Inscryption is that it's a card game and it's spooky and apparently it's kinda complicated! Longerween continues! Live with @fivetail.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
FUCK POTATOES, I HATE POTATOES. SOMA is scary as hell and I have a fear of spuds now. Also it's insanely good. I think we've gotta fight Psycho Mantis. Time for the ACTUAL finale of SOMA! Live with @fivetail.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
THIS WEEK ON STREAM!

Monday: Oh god we're like a cyborg hot pocket. I now also have a likely life long fear of potatoes. ACTUALLY finishing SOMA tonight!

Tuesday: MEOWDEMOS AND JANE CONTINUE THEIR TRAVELS IN EORZIA! Post ARR FF XIV at @fivefourpod.bsky.social's!

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November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We're live with BAD GAME BINGO where @fivetail.bsky.social and myself play the worst games I can find! Everyone gets a personal digital bingo card with the chance to win REAL prizes! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
LONGERWEEN CONTINUES. THE MORE SCARY GAMES WE PLAY THE FURTHER BACK WE PUSH CHRISTMAS. I know literally nothing about SOMA. I know people have been begging for it for a long time. I know it is scary. I know I am afraid. Live with @fivetail.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
HAPPY 2 YEARS OF TWITCH ENDORSED 'FUN'. Also the 3 year anniversary video as well since we never got a chance to celebrate that! Thank you union and everyone who follows for making this dream a reality, and here's to another full year of bad decisions with @fivetail.bsky.social!
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
HEY WE REMEMBERED TO CELEBRATE OUR PARTNER ANNIVERSARY THIS TIME! Chat submitted a shit ton of original trolley problems and 44 of them have made the cut. On each track one shall live and one shall die. Come celebrate two years of Twitch endorsed violence! Live with @fivetail.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Monday: 2 YEARS OF TWITCH PARTNER! We're celebrating our second Twitch Partner Anniversary today (we actually remembered this time) with a special event! 44 user submitted trolley problems in an ethics marathon where we will objectively separate right from wrong!
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We're live with BAD GAME BINGO where @fivetail.bsky.social and myself play the worst games I can find! Everyone gets a personal digital bingo card with the chance to win REAL prizes! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I UNDERSTAND WHY MY DAD NEVER SPOKE ON HIS TIME AS AN EXORCIST (not a joke) IF IT WAS ANYTHING LIKE THIS. Finishing up FAITH: The Unholy Trinity with chapter III tonight! Live with @fivetail.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My dad was, no joke, an actual exorcist who left the priesthood during Vatican II so it's kind of fated I had to play FAITH eventually, and the entire Unholy Trinity at that! LONGERWEEN CONTINUES! Live with @fivetail.bsky.sociall Reactive art by @pizzamafiaart.bsky.social

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November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
STARTING OFF TODAY'S STREAM WITH A SPECIAL EVENT! A bunch of friends and I have worked together with Creo cards to make OFFICAL SCIENCE SQUAD COLLECTORS CARDS! All proceeds go to Ovarian Cancer Research Alliance (OCRA) AND Trans Lifeline! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If someone in chat is gonna backseat they're welcome to the snacks I left in the trunk

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November 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Mon: WE'RE JOINING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS ON THE SIDE AGAINST CHRISTMAS. No more will Santa back his ass up week by week. We're pushing Halloween FORWARD. It's time for LONGERWEEN. Starting off by finishing Toby Fox's Earthbound Halloween hack AND finally opening the Science Squad collectors cards!
November 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We're live with BAD GAME BINGO where @fivetail.bsky.social and myself play the worst games I can find! Everyone gets a personal digital bingo card with the chance to win REAL prizes! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Before Deltarune. Before Undertale. Before Homestuck. There was Toby "Radiation" Fox's Earthbound Halloween Hack. To celebrate Halloween we're doing the scariest thing imaginable, subjecting ourselves to the Earthbound inventory system again! Live w/ @fivetail.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Dad is mad but I don't care. I have a shotgun and enough steroids in my ass to parry a nuke. This is no longer a horror game. I am the horror. Also probably a mimic. Finishing up the amazing game that is Prey 2017! Live with @fivetail.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GHOST GRANDPA!!!!!!!!

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October 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
1v1'd the house and won playing this now
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Submissions end Fri Nov 7th! Please only use the template provided for consistency. Responses can be submitted here, other socials, or on the discord. We ask you only post once. Try not to put anything too close to the lever, we'll be standing there. ART BY THE AMAZING @peachdelta.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The Trolley Problem has baffled minds for ages. Thankfully we are the absolute arbiters of ethics. Mon Nov 10th during our 2nd Anniversary stream we will take YOUR trolley problems and decide what dies. Template provided. Paste/draw whatever or whoever you want on the tracks.
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Calling it right now the houses grow legs. It's called Moving Houses. It's about moving. But we know it's scary. The houses are gonna move I am so calling it the houses move that's why it's called Moving Houses. Live with @fivetail.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
October 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We're live with BAD GAME BINGO where @fivetail.bsky.social and myself play the worst games I can find! Everyone gets a personal digital bingo card with the chance to win REAL prizes! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail
October 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM