An image of me displaying my blue hair and pronouns form.

I never get sentimental. Never in my fucking life. But god damn it, Peter Griffin, I have never had the honor to fight beside such a distinguished individual. You are like a brother to me — no, you ARE my brother. I will fight at your side forever, if you will have me.

An exaggerated hairline is a sign of virility in Saiyan males. Nappa was acclaimed widely for his, who had such a pronounced hairline that he in fact had no hair at all. A true legend, gods rest his soul.

I get asked if I took up Bulma’s last name when we married, and no, I did not. I bear my first name only like the well known and respectable warriors on this planet earth. Rihanna and Zendaya, to name a few examples.

I go to the Gravity Chamber to scream and train until I am broken and bloodied when my woman does not allow me another episode of the Golden Girls.

So what if my wife is taller than me. Mind your business. Stop your incessant laughing.

Trunks continues to pester me about attaining the Super Saiyan Sigma form. Hogwash. Kakarot did NOT achieve such a thing… did he?!

Of all human customs that I have learned in my time being here, it would appear that a Dap Up incites the most camaraderie and respect between males — especially if executed perfectly.

Dolly Parton.

Kakarot is sorely mistaken if he believes with all sincerity that I will allow him the “Victory Royale” on the planet Fort Night. I have been briefed by Trunks on the matter. My training commences now.

Kakarot.