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Dogs. Silly Things. Coffee. Books. Punk Rock. Saskatchewan. Vaccines. Blue Jays. She/Her. 🇨🇦
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Soft kitty. Sleepy kitty.

Happy #Caturday from this comfy cozy critter
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I tried out beading at a friendship centre workshop for the last two evenings… and I understand now why the pretty beaded things are so expensive.

So anyways, I may have a completed poppy this time next year 🤣 (this was nearly four hours and 1 million needle stabs)
A partially finished attempt at a beaded poppy. It’s wobbly as heck. The borders are done in black beads and one and one third of a petal are filled in with red beads. Sitting on top of beading supplies in a white paper bowl
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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My office has two bathrooms. They mirror each other in layout. As I surfed my phone with my trousers around my ankles I heard a colleague likely doing the same in the other bathroom. And farts.

I have been laughing ever since. This is my drawing of how we looked separated by a wall.
Crappy picture of a computer screen showing stick figures sitting on toilets back to back with a single line separating them. Both are holding rectangles to depict phones
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Happy Halloween and Happy maybe World Series champs day!

Watching the game and stress eating all the candy
Me in a Cookie Monster onesie on the couch. With a white blue jays jersey overtop. Halloween lights in the background
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Am I gonna stress eat an entire pie?

Maybe. Stains on the white jersey be damned.

Go Jays. #wantitall
Me. Hand on hip with a white blue jays jersey over top a dark blue shirt
October 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Um 😐 😳

I gonna live right? Right?
Screen shot of the fast moving clip in the reposted Bluesky post below - red and black background with white text that says “the girl with the big titties” rude. They’re average at best
October 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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What will happen if I eat these? I hope I gain a cool super power or something.

One of my tomato plants only produced about 8 of these massive mutants. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m not a gardener so I have no idea what happened
A close up photo of two large lumpy red tomatoes sitting on mostly dead grass. The tomatoes look like 3 or 4 separate tomatoes grew together into one mutant instead of individuals
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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My kid did not want to eat what I made for supper so I left him to his own devices.

He’s got college kid gourmet locked down. 😂
A bowl of bright orange Kraft dinner Mac and cheese with hot dog slices arranged around the edge. Two slices make up eyes and an entire hotdog curved to look like a smiling mouth. A line of ketchup decorates the hotdog slices and a dot of ketchup in each “eye” slice. The bowl is balanced on the arm of the couch and he’ll probably dump the entire thing shortly
September 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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This cat cracks me up. I find him fast asleep in the strangest positions

Exhibit A:

Also… teefs 😍

#CatsofBluesky
A black cat asleep in an armchair. He’s on the seat pressed against the back. His body is lengthwise along the back and is upside down and his paws are curled/tucked. His tail is wrapped up over his back feet and the tip rests on his tummy. The cats head looks like it’s at an uncomfortable 90 degree angle from his body and his eyes are pinched shut. His little teefs and fangs are visible and stand out against his black fur
September 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Things kind of suck right now.

Here’s a happy dog 😍
Photo of a large black dog with floppy ears taken as she sits on the floor next to the couch. She is only visible from chest up and is happily smiling towards the camera. Her giant pink tongue his visible. Roo is the goodest girl and loves everyone she meets.
September 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I may have screeched and ducked when I saw the rock flying at me

Fark.
Close up of a large star shaped rock chip in my windshield ☹️☹️
September 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Wild night. Drinking sparkling water and reading in my Cookie Monster onesie 😂🤘🏻

Saturday nights are a little different now than when I was in my 20s 😆
A selfie of me in a fuzzy blue outfit with a hood and Cookie Monster eyes on the hood
August 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Sharpie tattoo to remember to bring my spare work computer in for updates.

I’m getting a little scared of the yelling coming from the IT team. It only requires 72hrs worth of updates. Haha 👀
My pasty pale hand in a fist with a large black burst shaped outline and “laptop!” written in the centre
August 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Berry picking haul with my mom. These will become syrup shortly 🤤

#saskatchewan
Close up of a 4L bucket full of chokecherries - deep purple/blackish berries Two containers filled with chokecherries on a floral patterned bench cushion. My berry stained picking hand is visible in front of them
August 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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The tide and the freckles are out

#sunshine #PEI #NoMakeup #AtlanticOcean #redsand #freckles
Patches of red sandbars are visible with rippled blue pools of water. The horizon is visible - pale blue skies meet deep blue ocean. An outcropping with trees and reddish coastline is also visible in the centre/right side of picture My slightly sunburned face and silver hair. I’m a little squinty because it’s sunny and bright. Peep my new sea glass necklace too. My septum jewelry is crooked but my freckles are bright on my makeup free face
August 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Some duck butt for your timeline
The back end of a duck sticking out of the water
August 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Skipping rocks in the Pacific
Action shot of a boy with his back to the camera chucking a rock toward water. Waves curling onto sand and tree line visible in the horizon
August 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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This is Freya. She needs a family
A black dog with pointy ears and a fluffy medium length coat lays in the grass. She is looking towards the left side of the picture with her brown eyes and her mouth is slightly open in a mostly relaxed state.
July 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I briefly considered downloading some dating apps… and then whoa, I came to my senses

I’ll let the 9pm redbull, 6 hours of sleep in a 48hr period, and 2am hotdog be the only questionable life choices I make this week 😬🫣😂
A pale hand attached to a tattooed arm with a wrist watch clutches a hotdog in a bun. The hotdog has a squiggly messy drizzle of mustard on it. Crappy beige countertops and vinyl floors are somewhat visible in the frame. My sticker covered water bottle is also in the frame to give the illusion that I perhaps also drink water. Possibly just carrying it around to show off my cool stickers
July 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Hahaha… nope.

But maybe this is directed at Mother Nature. Could use some climactic moisture events around here. Things have been really hot 🔥😏
Screenshot of an interesting advertisement for Flo with a line drawing of an ear and the text “Struggling to climax? Learn from the experts” It’s in the middle of the weather forecast for Moose Jaw, SK. This is the weather network app… who we talking about here?? Anyhoo, the forecast looks nice for Moose Jaw. High of 25 and mostly sunny for tomorrow.
July 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know:

(I am amused 😆)
Jess from New Girl Pam from The Office Manny from Modern Family Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers 😂😂😂
June 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Sometimes working late has perks.

#LandofLivingSkies #Saskatchewan #AuroraBorealis
Somewhat blurry picture of streaky green ribbons of light in a dark sky. Blurry points of light from the stars throughout the sky part of the picture. Dots of orange/white light from nearby communities in the bottom part - horizon- of the picture. Shhh, don’t tell the PoPo 👮‍♂️ that I took this pic while driving
May 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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It took me way too long to finish this book because there isn’t enough time in a day.

It was so good. What an incredible story from the Second World War.

#BookSky #WW2 #Canada
The cover of “The War We Won Apart” The untold story of two elite agents who became the most decorated couples of WWII by Nahlah Ayed. The title and text of the book is in red and white letters over top of a photo of a couple in uniform from the Second World War
May 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Cat fangs! This cat sleeps in the most uncomfortable looking positions. 😂
A black cat sleeps on his back in an armchair with his head weirdly against the armrest at almost a ninety degree angle from his body. His eyes are closed and his little fangs are visible in his slightly open mouth. (This cat also snores loudly)
April 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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I did the thing. Did you?

🇨🇦
Photo of a yellow Elections Canada “VOTE” sign with directional arrow. Sign is staked into a patchy lawn area next to a sidewalk
April 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM