It's gone. Sorry/lucky you if you missed it x

Oh my giddy aunt, it might be shorter lived than even I expected because some combination of anxiety/fear/nerves is making me feel really rather queasy.

Apparently, my Christmas gift is an awful period and a foul mood. Love this for me. Currently alternating between holding in the rage and holding in the tears. Fantastic.

Good news gang, I am no longer the crankiest bitch in the world 🎉
I am, however, giving the world's saddest sack a run for their money 😭

I love my family, I really do, but there's about 3 days a month when I am at my crankiest, and I wish they would all go away and leave me alone. Today is one of those days, and frankly, I deserve some sort of prize for not bellowing "FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF!" at them all

On main, I'm picking up new followers in dribs and drabs, and I don't know where they're coming from. I scan their following list and don't recognise a soul. How are they finding me, and why aren't I able to remove them without blocking?

That ridiculous fucking pie is going to haunt me forever isn't it

I've noticed that I'm pet naming everyone again. Please do give me a slap if you'd rather I didn't x

Good evening friends, how are we all?

PSA: In lieu of a locked account, I will be blocking any followers I don't already know

Hi gang, I'm keeping the other account, but after yesterday's numbers, I wanted a place that was quieter and a bit less intimidating!