𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓴𝔂~
vdsparkyfritz.bsky.social
𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓴𝔂~
@vdsparkyfritz.bsky.social
(PARODY ACCOUNT - Not affiliated with 90% Studios! NSFW DNI MUSE IS A MINOR)

Newly liberated and perpetually sleep deprived! Also banished from twitter for.. some reason???

Currently ran by @vendoesstuff.bsky.social !
...

So I might've broken my old phone.

And had to save up for a new one.
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
As the world grows bigger, please remember to be kind to those different from you.

.. Please, I've seen like 4 groups of Kemono residents protesting against the newcomers moving here in the past two days alone.
They weren't big, but even a small group can be loud enough to cause big problems.
July 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Happy Birthday!

There may or may not be a hand-baked cake by yours truly being delivered to your doorstep.

Hope you like Red Velvet! With animal-safe substitutes for the toxic stuff.
June 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
// you have no idea how tempted i was to say this instead
May 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
// I dunno what happened this time, but..

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS.

If you disagree, I hope you get the worst possible RNG in everything you do, in games and irl.
May 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
.. Yeah, listing paranormal stuff isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked what the place was like. Interesting facts, though.

I meant like.. general vibe. Restaurants, things to do.. Etcetera.
May 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You're good at a wide variety of stuff then. That's cool! I think I've seen that symbol before, too, but I was never told what it was about.

Must've taken a lot of effort, I hope you can get back to work soon.

I've never heard of this 'Barkersville,' What's it like?
May 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
First, too much information. I asked about your job, not about how you attacked your boss and your weird titles.

Second, if I do know the dalmatian in question, I will talk to him myself. Almost all dalmatians are black and white, so it's not a very good way of narrowing it down.
May 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
.. Soo, where do you work?

I can't imagine an outfit like that is an every day one.
May 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ito? Huh. What a coincidence.

Nice to meet you, I'm Sparky.
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It's a start, I guess?

.. Also, who are you, again?
May 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
.. I don't think funerals are a waste of time at all, but you do you.

I sincerely hope that you care about your family, at least.
May 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You're welcome Patches.

.. And I love you. Happy New Year.
May 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Glad we both can agree that killing is bad..

There is nothing great about it, in my opinion. But it's something that continues to happen.
May 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
// i think we may currently share a braincell
May 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
( The cat has been returned in one piece. The Husky looks proud. )
May 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
.. Yeah, that seems like a fair idea.
May 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
(... Yeah, no, he'd comment but his brain is mildly melting from listening to that.)
May 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
< ---- actually holding it.
May 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Thank you, I don't wanna see the good ones die.
May 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
.. My mild bias towards one of the Patches makes me worried.

But I'm also slightly inclined to agree.
May 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm just making sure I'm not being TOO excited..

.. I'll still shush about it for now, I care about your comfort, and it's still /very/ early. I already got my ground rules out anyways. Unless you have something you'd like to add-?
May 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hey, that's not /THAT/ silly..

Hell, the stars on the wand look kinda cool, even!
April 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
(He semi-reluctantly takes the talisman.)

Thank you?

.. I sincerely hope you aren't bringing a sword to school. I know our law enforcement is loose, but that seems overkill.
April 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Uhh.. I hope you don't carry a knife around in school. It's against regulations.

And not really- I'm just hoping to future proof myself.
April 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM