𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓴𝔂~
@vdsparkyfritz.bsky.social
(PARODY ACCOUNT - Not affiliated with 90% Studios! NSFW DNI MUSE IS A MINOR)
Newly liberated and perpetually sleep deprived! Also banished from twitter for.. some reason???
Currently ran by @vendoesstuff.bsky.social !
Newly liberated and perpetually sleep deprived! Also banished from twitter for.. some reason???
Currently ran by @vendoesstuff.bsky.social !
...
So I might've broken my old phone.
And had to save up for a new one.
So I might've broken my old phone.
And had to save up for a new one.
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
...
So I might've broken my old phone.
And had to save up for a new one.
So I might've broken my old phone.
And had to save up for a new one.
As the world grows bigger, please remember to be kind to those different from you.
.. Please, I've seen like 4 groups of Kemono residents protesting against the newcomers moving here in the past two days alone.
They weren't big, but even a small group can be loud enough to cause big problems.
.. Please, I've seen like 4 groups of Kemono residents protesting against the newcomers moving here in the past two days alone.
They weren't big, but even a small group can be loud enough to cause big problems.
July 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
As the world grows bigger, please remember to be kind to those different from you.
.. Please, I've seen like 4 groups of Kemono residents protesting against the newcomers moving here in the past two days alone.
They weren't big, but even a small group can be loud enough to cause big problems.
.. Please, I've seen like 4 groups of Kemono residents protesting against the newcomers moving here in the past two days alone.
They weren't big, but even a small group can be loud enough to cause big problems.
Happy Birthday!
There may or may not be a hand-baked cake by yours truly being delivered to your doorstep.
Hope you like Red Velvet! With animal-safe substitutes for the toxic stuff.
There may or may not be a hand-baked cake by yours truly being delivered to your doorstep.
Hope you like Red Velvet! With animal-safe substitutes for the toxic stuff.
June 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Happy Birthday!
There may or may not be a hand-baked cake by yours truly being delivered to your doorstep.
Hope you like Red Velvet! With animal-safe substitutes for the toxic stuff.
There may or may not be a hand-baked cake by yours truly being delivered to your doorstep.
Hope you like Red Velvet! With animal-safe substitutes for the toxic stuff.
// you have no idea how tempted i was to say this instead
May 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
// you have no idea how tempted i was to say this instead
// I dunno what happened this time, but..
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS.
If you disagree, I hope you get the worst possible RNG in everything you do, in games and irl.
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS.
If you disagree, I hope you get the worst possible RNG in everything you do, in games and irl.
May 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
// I dunno what happened this time, but..
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS.
If you disagree, I hope you get the worst possible RNG in everything you do, in games and irl.
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS.
If you disagree, I hope you get the worst possible RNG in everything you do, in games and irl.
.. Yeah, listing paranormal stuff isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked what the place was like. Interesting facts, though.
I meant like.. general vibe. Restaurants, things to do.. Etcetera.
I meant like.. general vibe. Restaurants, things to do.. Etcetera.
May 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
.. Yeah, listing paranormal stuff isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked what the place was like. Interesting facts, though.
I meant like.. general vibe. Restaurants, things to do.. Etcetera.
I meant like.. general vibe. Restaurants, things to do.. Etcetera.
You're good at a wide variety of stuff then. That's cool! I think I've seen that symbol before, too, but I was never told what it was about.
Must've taken a lot of effort, I hope you can get back to work soon.
I've never heard of this 'Barkersville,' What's it like?
Must've taken a lot of effort, I hope you can get back to work soon.
I've never heard of this 'Barkersville,' What's it like?
May 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You're good at a wide variety of stuff then. That's cool! I think I've seen that symbol before, too, but I was never told what it was about.
Must've taken a lot of effort, I hope you can get back to work soon.
I've never heard of this 'Barkersville,' What's it like?
Must've taken a lot of effort, I hope you can get back to work soon.
I've never heard of this 'Barkersville,' What's it like?
First, too much information. I asked about your job, not about how you attacked your boss and your weird titles.
Second, if I do know the dalmatian in question, I will talk to him myself. Almost all dalmatians are black and white, so it's not a very good way of narrowing it down.
Second, if I do know the dalmatian in question, I will talk to him myself. Almost all dalmatians are black and white, so it's not a very good way of narrowing it down.
May 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
First, too much information. I asked about your job, not about how you attacked your boss and your weird titles.
Second, if I do know the dalmatian in question, I will talk to him myself. Almost all dalmatians are black and white, so it's not a very good way of narrowing it down.
Second, if I do know the dalmatian in question, I will talk to him myself. Almost all dalmatians are black and white, so it's not a very good way of narrowing it down.
.. Soo, where do you work?
I can't imagine an outfit like that is an every day one.
I can't imagine an outfit like that is an every day one.
May 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
.. Soo, where do you work?
I can't imagine an outfit like that is an every day one.
I can't imagine an outfit like that is an every day one.
Ito? Huh. What a coincidence.
Nice to meet you, I'm Sparky.
Nice to meet you, I'm Sparky.
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ito? Huh. What a coincidence.
Nice to meet you, I'm Sparky.
Nice to meet you, I'm Sparky.
It's a start, I guess?
.. Also, who are you, again?
.. Also, who are you, again?
May 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's a start, I guess?
.. Also, who are you, again?
.. Also, who are you, again?
.. I don't think funerals are a waste of time at all, but you do you.
I sincerely hope that you care about your family, at least.
I sincerely hope that you care about your family, at least.
May 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
.. I don't think funerals are a waste of time at all, but you do you.
I sincerely hope that you care about your family, at least.
I sincerely hope that you care about your family, at least.
You're welcome Patches.
.. And I love you. Happy New Year.
.. And I love you. Happy New Year.
May 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You're welcome Patches.
.. And I love you. Happy New Year.
.. And I love you. Happy New Year.
Glad we both can agree that killing is bad..
There is nothing great about it, in my opinion. But it's something that continues to happen.
There is nothing great about it, in my opinion. But it's something that continues to happen.
May 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Glad we both can agree that killing is bad..
There is nothing great about it, in my opinion. But it's something that continues to happen.
There is nothing great about it, in my opinion. But it's something that continues to happen.
// i think we may currently share a braincell
May 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
// i think we may currently share a braincell
( The cat has been returned in one piece. The Husky looks proud. )
May 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
( The cat has been returned in one piece. The Husky looks proud. )
.. Yeah, that seems like a fair idea.
May 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
.. Yeah, that seems like a fair idea.
(... Yeah, no, he'd comment but his brain is mildly melting from listening to that.)
May 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
(... Yeah, no, he'd comment but his brain is mildly melting from listening to that.)
< ---- actually holding it.
May 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
< ---- actually holding it.
Thank you, I don't wanna see the good ones die.
May 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Thank you, I don't wanna see the good ones die.
.. My mild bias towards one of the Patches makes me worried.
But I'm also slightly inclined to agree.
But I'm also slightly inclined to agree.
May 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
.. My mild bias towards one of the Patches makes me worried.
But I'm also slightly inclined to agree.
But I'm also slightly inclined to agree.
I'm just making sure I'm not being TOO excited..
.. I'll still shush about it for now, I care about your comfort, and it's still /very/ early. I already got my ground rules out anyways. Unless you have something you'd like to add-?
.. I'll still shush about it for now, I care about your comfort, and it's still /very/ early. I already got my ground rules out anyways. Unless you have something you'd like to add-?
May 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'm just making sure I'm not being TOO excited..
.. I'll still shush about it for now, I care about your comfort, and it's still /very/ early. I already got my ground rules out anyways. Unless you have something you'd like to add-?
.. I'll still shush about it for now, I care about your comfort, and it's still /very/ early. I already got my ground rules out anyways. Unless you have something you'd like to add-?
Hey, that's not /THAT/ silly..
Hell, the stars on the wand look kinda cool, even!
Hell, the stars on the wand look kinda cool, even!
April 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hey, that's not /THAT/ silly..
Hell, the stars on the wand look kinda cool, even!
Hell, the stars on the wand look kinda cool, even!
(He semi-reluctantly takes the talisman.)
Thank you?
.. I sincerely hope you aren't bringing a sword to school. I know our law enforcement is loose, but that seems overkill.
Thank you?
.. I sincerely hope you aren't bringing a sword to school. I know our law enforcement is loose, but that seems overkill.
April 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
(He semi-reluctantly takes the talisman.)
Thank you?
.. I sincerely hope you aren't bringing a sword to school. I know our law enforcement is loose, but that seems overkill.
Thank you?
.. I sincerely hope you aren't bringing a sword to school. I know our law enforcement is loose, but that seems overkill.
Uhh.. I hope you don't carry a knife around in school. It's against regulations.
And not really- I'm just hoping to future proof myself.
And not really- I'm just hoping to future proof myself.
April 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Uhh.. I hope you don't carry a knife around in school. It's against regulations.
And not really- I'm just hoping to future proof myself.
And not really- I'm just hoping to future proof myself.