hedged that statement like a pro.

Even if they say 'beep beep' when you enter the vehicle? Aw c'mon!

That would be lovely but I think the 'deal', even without using any ink, will mean there will be a 15% extortion fee on European goods.

Again he can't even make up a story.

Either one declined but apparently did have the privilege, or one didn't have the privilege and there was nothing to decline.

Should put a fake duck on it

I know it's a low bar, but I'm just happy he was honest for once.

Pretty soon you can't even buy a Lada if you need a new car.

Imagine that, 35 years after communism empty shelves once more

Not really. It used chips that were delivered right before sanctions were put on them