When I eat The Wreck at Potbelly’s Sandwhichworks, I think to myself “wow, this right here is a uniquely American cuisine.” And I’m filled w pride
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When I eat The Wreck at Potbelly’s Sandwhichworks, I think to myself “wow, this right here is a uniquely American cuisine.” And I’m filled w pride
My dog is part Brazilian and Italian
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My dog is part Brazilian and Italian
Brilliant that will smith created “bienvinidosamiami”
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Brilliant that will smith created “bienvinidosamiami”
Clap for the bake I cake
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Clap for the bake I cake
I remember when people used to listen to flight attendants
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I remember when people used to listen to flight attendants
In an attempt to monetize my following here, I will begin making T-Shirts
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
In an attempt to monetize my following here, I will begin making T-Shirts
The letter X has been ruined by corporations
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The letter X has been ruined by corporations
Ain’t nuzzin proper about it
Another day, another muted proper noun 🚫
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Ain’t nuzzin proper about it
Don’t you scrunch your nose at me
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Don’t you scrunch your nose at me
W: Have you decided want you want for breakfast?
C1: uhmmm. I’ll take the breakfast sandwich
C2: I’ll take the dinner ROLLS with some afternoon TEA and a midnight delight DESSERT thank you very much
C1: uhmmm. I’ll take the breakfast sandwich
C2: I’ll take the dinner ROLLS with some afternoon TEA and a midnight delight DESSERT thank you very much
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
W: Have you decided want you want for breakfast?
C1: uhmmm. I’ll take the breakfast sandwich
C2: I’ll take the dinner ROLLS with some afternoon TEA and a midnight delight DESSERT thank you very much
C1: uhmmm. I’ll take the breakfast sandwich
C2: I’ll take the dinner ROLLS with some afternoon TEA and a midnight delight DESSERT thank you very much
Somewhere out there, 10 years in the future there are some cinephile late teens early 20s genuinely debating whether K Pop Demon Hunters stands up
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Somewhere out there, 10 years in the future there are some cinephile late teens early 20s genuinely debating whether K Pop Demon Hunters stands up
Sold our forever home! 🏡💸
😍
Excited for our next journey to figure out permanence ⛺️⏳
😍
Excited for our next journey to figure out permanence ⛺️⏳
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Sold our forever home! 🏡💸
😍
Excited for our next journey to figure out permanence ⛺️⏳
😍
Excited for our next journey to figure out permanence ⛺️⏳
Mildred Taylor crushes the Bechdel test
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Mildred Taylor crushes the Bechdel test
Yeah the great British bake off makes me cry
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Yeah the great British bake off makes me cry
Can’t even write your name on the bathroom wall
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Can’t even write your name on the bathroom wall
Wonder if the sharpies at sandwich shops even like mayo?
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Wonder if the sharpies at sandwich shops even like mayo?
I’m famous for saying bullshit
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m famous for saying bullshit
What kind of poly shit is the NFL up to with all these “official partners”
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What kind of poly shit is the NFL up to with all these “official partners”
Finished the ketchup and the mustard at about the same time. Big moment for my fridge. Proud of my family
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Finished the ketchup and the mustard at about the same time. Big moment for my fridge. Proud of my family
Can you imagine if our forefathers could see what we’ve done technologically to doors?!
October 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Can you imagine if our forefathers could see what we’ve done technologically to doors?!
Chase it with a chip TRADEMARK
September 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Chase it with a chip TRADEMARK
@sentimentbot.bsky.social am i positive or negative
September 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social am i positive or negative
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My lawn means more to me than the blades of grass that wave at. The passersby
From the sky: “Go mow your lawn!!”
Me: “I’d love to”
Me: “I’d love to”
June 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My lawn means more to me than the blades of grass that wave at. The passersby