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vdart45.bsky.social
@vdart45.bsky.social
Internet is trying me
When I eat The Wreck at Potbelly’s Sandwhichworks, I think to myself “wow, this right here is a uniquely American cuisine.” And I’m filled w pride
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My dog is part Brazilian and Italian
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Brilliant that will smith created “bienvinidosamiami”
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
3 best liquids
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Clap for the bake I cake
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I remember when people used to listen to flight attendants
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
In an attempt to monetize my following here, I will begin making T-Shirts
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The letter X has been ruined by corporations
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ain’t nuzzin proper about it
Another day, another muted proper noun 🚫
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Don’t you scrunch your nose at me
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
W: Have you decided want you want for breakfast?

C1: uhmmm. I’ll take the breakfast sandwich

C2: I’ll take the dinner ROLLS with some afternoon TEA and a midnight delight DESSERT thank you very much
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Somewhere out there, 10 years in the future there are some cinephile late teens early 20s genuinely debating whether K Pop Demon Hunters stands up
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sold our forever home! 🏡💸

😍

Excited for our next journey to figure out permanence ⛺️⏳
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mildred Taylor crushes the Bechdel test
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Yeah the great British bake off makes me cry
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Can’t even write your name on the bathroom wall
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wonder if the sharpies at sandwich shops even like mayo?
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m famous for saying bullshit
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What kind of poly shit is the NFL up to with all these “official partners”
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Finished the ketchup and the mustard at about the same time. Big moment for my fridge. Proud of my family
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Can you imagine if our forefathers could see what we’ve done technologically to doors?!
October 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chase it with a chip TRADEMARK
September 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social am i positive or negative
September 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Kimmy Jimmel
September 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Reposted
My lawn means more to me than the blades of grass that wave at. The passersby
From the sky: “Go mow your lawn!!”

Me: “I’d love to”
June 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM