She did attack one actually! Look at those clawmarks. Probably a fatal wound 😂

They're so lucky they're cute 🤣

And after a break, of course she's back 😅
A bit more accommodating this time though!

Oh, I’m also quite partial to ace/demi, being one myself, so here’s a demi Aziraphale that does, in fact, have sex and one without.

Why Does the Ortolan Sing? archiveofourown.org/works/556088...

I’d live a thousand lifetimes just to see the stars in your eyes: archiveofourown.org/works/61025386

Oh yeah definitely puppy cuddles too. Any animal cuddles. Be it feathery or hairy, or naked. All the cuddles. Especially with this cold weather.

Noooo! Avaunt, foul infection! I command thee!

ooooh you're right! 😈

They really do. I never manage to resist 😅

I managed to get her onto the chair beside me eventually, but when I got up to pee she instantly hogged my seat, the little hag 🥰😂

Dammnnnnn you're right! Okay onto 'forgetting' and buying my dad a christmas present, then. 😁

I'll just blame the memory issues on the non-TBI. Turn a negative into a positive and all that... 😌

"We'll give you a lift!"

I mean it's good for the economy, right

Oh god I wasn't expecting a response shit
I have it in my basket together with a christmas gift for my dad, so I can 'accidentally' buy them later this week... or later today... 😅

I'll be honest, I have no clue who she is, I'm not that into true crime.