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Queerternative anthems for our dystopia, soapbox snark for social change
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I found it, friends. The worst band ever, made up of dudes who were kicked out of other bands for not getting vaccinated.
June 5, 2024 at 8:39 PM
the condoms are locked in a glass case with the lotrimin foot cream while Dave Matthews plays at full volume over the PA in case you were wondering what the vibe of cvs is these days
May 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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The fiftiesfication of the nineties is creeping me the fuck out.

The only reason it seems like it was a comfy cozy time before everything went to shit is because you were a kid then. You *personally* weren’t yet acquainted with the horrors of life.

IMO, the present downward arc of our…
May 18, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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"So this bill will protect the Ku Klux Klan to wear masks in public, but someone who's immunocompromised like myself cannot wear a mask?"
— North Carolina Senator Sydney Batch, who is a cancer survivor

Unbelievable.
May 16, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I currently have 6 genders:

- James Dean masc (not so secretly queer)

- all-black fruit bat (who likes celery sticks and peanut butter)

- colorful nebula (pop rocks explosion)

- depression possum (hides in trash)

- cyberpunk noir merc

- __________
May 15, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Hey white folks. It’s me, a white folk. WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASKS YOU ABSOLUTE DONKEYS
April 1, 2024 at 12:31 AM
ok he needs to be stopped
March 8, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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A Black man, Alan Emtage, invented the first internet search engine called “Archie” 8 years before Google. At its peak it had thousands of users, handled 50K queries per day, and was free to use.
#BlackHistoryMonth
February 4, 2024 at 3:07 AM
my phone: AP NEWS ALERT!!

me: do i really need to read it

my phone: OH YES IT’S A STORY ABOUT HOW TOP EARNING ARTISTS MAY MAKE SLIGHTLY LESS THAN BEFORE

me: Spotify doesn’t pay indie artists at all

MY PHONE: TAYLOR SWIFT MAY MAKE SLIGHTLY LESS HOW ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
January 31, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Hey FDA? I ask again: why y'all out here letting the world's most divorced man put chips in people's brains? Especially after nonhuman animal testing killed **65% Of The Subjects**

I ask again, again: What in the ACTUAL FUCK is going on with us as a species right now, because it all seems VERY BAD.
Elon Musk Says Neuralink Has Implanted Its Chip in a Human for the First Time
The billionaire says that the patient who underwent the startup's experimental surgery is "recovering well."
gizmodo.com
January 30, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Someday people will be on here and it will be beautiful
January 29, 2024 at 8:04 PM