Farce Majeure
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Pretty weird coincidence that it's announced three days after the head of MIT's fusion lab is shot dead in his doorway.
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Pretty weird coincidence that it's announced three days after the head of MIT's fusion lab is shot dead in his doorway.
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Douglas Adams: I created a satirical thing called Genuine People Personalities for the robots in books, so a door can tell you how happy it is to open for you
Amazon: We have implemented Genuine People Personalities, so a door can tell you how happy it is to open for you
Amazon: We have implemented Genuine People Personalities, so a door can tell you how happy it is to open for you
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Douglas Adams: I created a satirical thing called Genuine People Personalities for the robots in books, so a door can tell you how happy it is to open for you
Amazon: We have implemented Genuine People Personalities, so a door can tell you how happy it is to open for you
Amazon: We have implemented Genuine People Personalities, so a door can tell you how happy it is to open for you
Or the world's most competent CEO!
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Or the world's most competent CEO!
And also, you know, the thinking at the time was already that there's no such thing as a tactical nuke. It wasn't the 60s.
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
And also, you know, the thinking at the time was already that there's no such thing as a tactical nuke. It wasn't the 60s.
Well, a huge part of the lie was that they were under development, not finished. Remember all the crap about high precision milled aluminum tubes for Zippe centrifuges?
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Well, a huge part of the lie was that they were under development, not finished. Remember all the crap about high precision milled aluminum tubes for Zippe centrifuges?
I think the scenario plays out a bit differently if you imagine the photo as pickup rather than drop-off. The kids probably aren't allowed to run around the lot trying to find the right car and then just disappear.
Also: this *is* operating in the failure mode. They drew parking spaces in the lot.
Also: this *is* operating in the failure mode. They drew parking spaces in the lot.
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I think the scenario plays out a bit differently if you imagine the photo as pickup rather than drop-off. The kids probably aren't allowed to run around the lot trying to find the right car and then just disappear.
Also: this *is* operating in the failure mode. They drew parking spaces in the lot.
Also: this *is* operating in the failure mode. They drew parking spaces in the lot.
And furthermore DHS must be destroyed.
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
And furthermore DHS must be destroyed.