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kendick malar
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I’m gonna fly like an eagle
August 1, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Heyyy
July 30, 2023 at 4:49 AM
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Got 39 eggs that’s a baker’s throzen
July 24, 2023 at 10:17 PM
Anyone wanna hang out under my stairs with me
July 10, 2023 at 1:50 AM
I love concussion
July 10, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Lord forgive me if G*orge L*pez joins this app….
July 7, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Short girl 🤝 tall boy (beer)
July 7, 2023 at 5:05 PM
[at the bar] excuse me, bar tender? *vaguely British late 19th century - early 20th century boy voice* may I have some more, please?
July 7, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Me as gollum: one ring for me lol
July 7, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Heyyy
July 7, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Fuck George Lopez
July 6, 2023 at 1:59 AM
My favorite drinking game??

Driving.
July 6, 2023 at 1:58 AM
I drink therefore I am
July 6, 2023 at 1:58 AM