vartan (oopsallplants)
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Certified to not have donkey brains. Do you have such a certificate? Houseplant lover•software eng•black lives matter•trans rights are human rights
Nimbus sleeps against my body practically every night and still gets annoyed at me for having the audacity to shift slightly every 10 minutes until I fall asleep.
We both know its gonna happen little buddy and you stay anyways ❤️ . #cat
We both know its gonna happen little buddy and you stay anyways ❤️ . #cat
August 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Nimbus sleeps against my body practically every night and still gets annoyed at me for having the audacity to shift slightly every 10 minutes until I fall asleep.
We both know its gonna happen little buddy and you stay anyways ❤️ . #cat
We both know its gonna happen little buddy and you stay anyways ❤️ . #cat
Me today after replacing my coffee grinder and making a bunch of espresso shots that aren't wayyy watered down.
June 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me today after replacing my coffee grinder and making a bunch of espresso shots that aren't wayyy watered down.
"Bad Dragon Inflation" in Skyrim
May 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Bad Dragon Inflation" in Skyrim
Google Search/gemini is hallucinating that "chud" is antisemitic. so dumb.
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Google Search/gemini is hallucinating that "chud" is antisemitic. so dumb.
me: my license plates were stolen, can I get a replacement?
dmv: I'mma need you to fill this out by yesterday
dmv: I'mma need you to fill this out by yesterday
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
me: my license plates were stolen, can I get a replacement?
dmv: I'mma need you to fill this out by yesterday
dmv: I'mma need you to fill this out by yesterday
what the fuck?? This microsoft AI ad suggesting to do an eviction prank
February 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
what the fuck?? This microsoft AI ad suggesting to do an eviction prank
Anyone drop their newports?
December 22, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Anyone drop their newports?
Never go full jughead
December 17, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Never go full jughead
What in the crypto-brained fuck is this? I couldn't think of a stupider question if I tried.
December 10, 2024 at 11:21 PM
What in the crypto-brained fuck is this? I couldn't think of a stupider question if I tried.
I made a new "Bank locks" plugin for old school
#runescape
that allows you to lock items from being banked.
runelite.net/plugin-hub/s...
Ex. I often accidentally bank my Magic secateurs instead of turning them into the leprechaun. Never again! #osrs #runelite #2007scape
#runescape
that allows you to lock items from being banked.
runelite.net/plugin-hub/s...
Ex. I often accidentally bank my Magic secateurs instead of turning them into the leprechaun. Never again! #osrs #runelite #2007scape
December 5, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I made a new "Bank locks" plugin for old school
#runescape
that allows you to lock items from being banked.
runelite.net/plugin-hub/s...
Ex. I often accidentally bank my Magic secateurs instead of turning them into the leprechaun. Never again! #osrs #runelite #2007scape
#runescape
that allows you to lock items from being banked.
runelite.net/plugin-hub/s...
Ex. I often accidentally bank my Magic secateurs instead of turning them into the leprechaun. Never again! #osrs #runelite #2007scape
Pretty sure one of these was my skibidi toilet
December 5, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Pretty sure one of these was my skibidi toilet
I've always played as primarily a skiller but the ironman mode has pushed me to try more pvm. I'm not upset anymore about running dry on the Dragon Axe. Huge day for the account #osrs
November 24, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I've always played as primarily a skiller but the ironman mode has pushed me to try more pvm. I'm not upset anymore about running dry on the Dragon Axe. Huge day for the account #osrs
It's funny enough that Trump specified "human" when he said the fries "Never touches the human hand,” but even funnier that he proceeds to repeatedly touch the damn fries with his contaminated hands.
October 21, 2024 at 5:58 PM
It's funny enough that Trump specified "human" when he said the fries "Never touches the human hand,” but even funnier that he proceeds to repeatedly touch the damn fries with his contaminated hands.
first time i’ve been in a conference room with a cuck chair
August 21, 2024 at 1:43 AM
first time i’ve been in a conference room with a cuck chair
what's your favorite tattoo? it’s this thigh wrap for me.
May 30, 2024 at 5:10 PM
what's your favorite tattoo? it’s this thigh wrap for me.
It's "No meeting week" at the office again, and my calendar is still full
May 28, 2024 at 5:31 PM
It's "No meeting week" at the office again, and my calendar is still full
look how they massacred my boy
May 22, 2024 at 8:48 PM
look how they massacred my boy
They really made "black hole cherry" candy that turns your poops black
May 22, 2024 at 6:17 PM
They really made "black hole cherry" candy that turns your poops black
Our group of phantom thieves is known as the goon squad
May 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Our group of phantom thieves is known as the goon squad
