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varist.bsky.social
Varist
@varist.bsky.social
The highly unglamorous home of DJ Varist, the world's most unlikely DJ, the man with the tiny hat, dark lord of the club, and defender of disco.

For booking, contact booking@djvarist.com

All other inquiries can go to varist@djvarist.com
No lie, the moment you showed me your faux book projection controller, I knew I was gonna like you. 😂
July 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Glad I can boost both productivity and peace. 😉
July 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The pencil test failed ages ago.
July 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
How can I be so old and wise, yet know so little of the world? I had no idea one could snipe flies.
July 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Those comments were an emotional rollercoaster.
June 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
So you were rinsing a track.
June 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Yes I am! Though I don't post here incredibly often. It does, however, remain a viable means of connecting with me.

May 7th was a decent set! I really like (most of) the set from May 28th, too.
May 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
And those of us on the floor know to lock in and enjoy the ride.
April 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Happy birthday!!!
April 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM