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Hey you. Yes, you! Could you do me a favor? Could you have a great day? Could you do that for me? Thanks.

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December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yote cannot read but I trust this text is complimentary.
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Warning for all you other coyotes, foxes, wolves, wild cats, etc:

If you venture into the city, the IRS 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 assign you a SSN and demand you pay taxes. Not cool.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
H*ck yeah Xmas Steaks
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Apparently this is the place to be, today, if you're a cardinal. At one point I counted six (!) males in the bush!
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Brought my brand new Commodore 64 on the plane with me specifically so I could put on the 1982 Commodore Christmas demo for the family. My mom hasn't seen this in over 40 years. ❤️❤️
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Anything for triangle underneath big green triangle?? 🎄🎁
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Yeah, there's a few bibs and bobs left over, but it's always the way when you try a bit of do-it-yourself, innit?"
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
This is where I grew up; my grandparents lived on this lake for decades. I caught my first fish here. Nearly every holiday, and countless summer nights, were spent on the shores of this lake.
December 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fuck ICE, but not this ice.
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
SANTA IS COMING TONIGHT?!?
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Teef peek is peak
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
As I said on the original:
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
H*ck yeah, I am glad these were such a hit!
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You can read all about @chucktingle.bsky.social in his...
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It's a festivus miracle!
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It's 12°F outside, that means folks are ice fishing. Northerners are a different breed.
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You know, perfectly normal.
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Val would you mind doing an autism please."
*proceeds to describe Apollo and Space Shuttle abort modes in detail*
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yappy Holidays everyone
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm grateful to be alive but goddamn why is it... y'know.

This?
December 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
He doesn't know any better. He'll never know any better, and you know that!
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It does not surprise me, at all, that most people I know who've made a career in tech are rapidly abandoning the sector. This is not just "old man yells at cloud" - there's a palpable apathy from everyone, even the folks staying in the sector.

"It used to feel academic. Now it's just capitalism."
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Of all the shit aliens to appear in Star Trek, these assholes really are just the worst.
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM