I've had it for 30 years. Agree.

I can think of no one better qualified to fart in a church.

Percolator Coffee. A quick search brings up no IP conflicts. Plus, it's a coffee joke/affront.

Playing Civilization (the original), I forgot the water boiling for two hours. I almost destroyed the kettle.

Twitch DJs have been fun for me. I can't say that any play what you're looking for, but somebody's bound to be interesting.

Every year, we welcome our formian overlords with open arms. You are extra blessed.

I have the LP. I missed it at the time (I had the wrong sort of parents), but I'm glad to own it now.

You forgot to add: Lack of negotiating in good faith. Otherwise, no argument.

This problem is deep and entrenched. During the Obama era, we elected him, then stood back and expected him to win all our fights. We didn't have his back. We didn't show up. We wanted our own strong man because we'd bought into it.

Public records are defined by law. News is likely not a public record. Instead, it's a type of temporary or transient record. Plus, web sites change anyway. And yes, you are correct, relying solely on the government to preserve data is a flawed strategy.

My wife works for Sage Publications. You might just work well with them.

Cast characters into a myth and illustrate

Go back and revise and you'll figure out where you went wrong.