Varada
@varada.bsky.social
The guy who came up with but failed to monetize "danger flutes." I’m a fan of the Senators from Ottawa and I have a Substack about bin-diving for records at rabbitholerecords.substack.com
There should be an option to upload your own album art when a record is really really good but the cover is awful
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There should be an option to upload your own album art when a record is really really good but the cover is awful
Ninth inning, Jays leads 4-3, Ohtani up third, we’re having a good time
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ninth inning, Jays leads 4-3, Ohtani up third, we’re having a good time
Win the fucking World Series, baseball Sens!
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Win the fucking World Series, baseball Sens!
Wincing at how painfully uncool this person is. Locked shelves! Marijuana!
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Wincing at how painfully uncool this person is. Locked shelves! Marijuana!
Hell yeah, this ESPN thing where you can watch four games at once is amazing, look at all the NHL action
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hell yeah, this ESPN thing where you can watch four games at once is amazing, look at all the NHL action
Alfie getting the Jack Adams after telling Stützle to stop taping his stick stupid
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Alfie getting the Jack Adams after telling Stützle to stop taping his stick stupid
When you wanted to play for the Cup but your wiener kids wanted to live in Kanata:
October 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When you wanted to play for the Cup but your wiener kids wanted to live in Kanata:
“Score a goal on the Nashville Predators?”
October 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“Score a goal on the Nashville Predators?”
Linus Ullmark’s new mask is very unfortunate for reasons I don’t want to type out on social media.
October 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Linus Ullmark’s new mask is very unfortunate for reasons I don’t want to type out on social media.
Hell yeah, baseball Sens (image credit to…I want to say @sleepenbaker.bsky.social?)
October 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hell yeah, baseball Sens (image credit to…I want to say @sleepenbaker.bsky.social?)
I know this is probably a Belleville trade to bring in some veterans for the dressing room and it doesn’t really matter but this is one of the funniest heat maps I’ve encountered.
October 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I know this is probably a Belleville trade to bring in some veterans for the dressing room and it doesn’t really matter but this is one of the funniest heat maps I’ve encountered.
Found a box of The Surfer’s Journal outside a neighbor’s house and holy hell this is a beautiful magazine
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Found a box of The Surfer’s Journal outside a neighbor’s house and holy hell this is a beautiful magazine
Sleep training update:
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sleep training update:
People talk about that Jordon Spence pickup as being lowkey nice with it from an analytics perspective, but I bet Arthur Kaliyev finds his game in Ottawa and scores 50 points and check out this shit.
September 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
People talk about that Jordon Spence pickup as being lowkey nice with it from an analytics perspective, but I bet Arthur Kaliyev finds his game in Ottawa and scores 50 points and check out this shit.
What makes the Norris / Cozens trade interesting is that they are spiritually opposite players. Norris is good defensively, can’t drive play, and has a great shot. Cozens drives play, can’t defend, and doesn’t shoot. I don’t think teams trade for opposite players in the same position often.
September 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
What makes the Norris / Cozens trade interesting is that they are spiritually opposite players. Norris is good defensively, can’t drive play, and has a great shot. Cozens drives play, can’t defend, and doesn’t shoot. I don’t think teams trade for opposite players in the same position often.
Today in things I found on Zillow: a house where the coffee maker has its own compartment that rises up out of the poured concrete countertop (!), seemingly built custom to house a Kuerig coffee maker, but there’s nowhere to put the 10,000 pans so they’re all dangling above the oven.
September 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Today in things I found on Zillow: a house where the coffee maker has its own compartment that rises up out of the poured concrete countertop (!), seemingly built custom to house a Kuerig coffee maker, but there’s nowhere to put the 10,000 pans so they’re all dangling above the oven.
Shoutout to James and @peristy.bsky.social on the latest episode of the WTYKY podcast for talking about the Four Nations trophy:
September 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Shoutout to James and @peristy.bsky.social on the latest episode of the WTYKY podcast for talking about the Four Nations trophy:
Ok, this sentence regarding the acquitted Hockey Canada players is really something
September 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ok, this sentence regarding the acquitted Hockey Canada players is really something
Yup, this looks dumb as hell. Looks like a finger painting smock for kids.
September 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Yup, this looks dumb as hell. Looks like a finger painting smock for kids.
At first I was skeptical about this plan to reward Sens season ticket holders by giving them hand foot and mouth disease but honestly I’ve been really enjoying it!
August 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
At first I was skeptical about this plan to reward Sens season ticket holders by giving them hand foot and mouth disease but honestly I’ve been really enjoying it!
Hand foot and mouth disease update: I am going through the plot of The Fly.
August 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hand foot and mouth disease update: I am going through the plot of The Fly.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *passing out from lack of breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
August 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *passing out from lack of breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
The Sens should do an old WHL Ottawa Nationals third jersey one of these days, even though the logo looks like a discount grocery store brand and the name is bland and generic. I still think it’d be cool, and how much could it possibly cost to license a team logo that only existed for one year?
August 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Sens should do an old WHL Ottawa Nationals third jersey one of these days, even though the logo looks like a discount grocery store brand and the name is bland and generic. I still think it’d be cool, and how much could it possibly cost to license a team logo that only existed for one year?