You can't B. cereus 🤷♂️
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Walking into the office and a random guy from a diff dept comments to me about the loudness of my music while pulling into the parking lot like b*tch maybe I needed that
#neurodivergent #depression #cptsd #anxietydisorder
#neurodivergent #depression #cptsd #anxietydisorder
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Walking into the office and a random guy from a diff dept comments to me about the loudness of my music while pulling into the parking lot like b*tch maybe I needed that
#neurodivergent #depression #cptsd #anxietydisorder
#neurodivergent #depression #cptsd #anxietydisorder
Fuck every media outlet helping to whitewash Snoop Dogg's image
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fuck every media outlet helping to whitewash Snoop Dogg's image
This was my holiday door decoration this year. It lasted a whole week before a conservative white guy had his big feelings hurt and went to HR
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This was my holiday door decoration this year. It lasted a whole week before a conservative white guy had his big feelings hurt and went to HR
"Mommy what's that?"
"A weakling, dear."
"A weakling, dear."
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Mommy what's that?"
"A weakling, dear."
"A weakling, dear."
Tech companies are giddily trying to jam every function of our lives with AI. The thing that they, in their zeal, don't understand:
No one wants this sh*t. Literally no one.
#microsoft #samsung
No one wants this sh*t. Literally no one.
#microsoft #samsung
October 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Tech companies are giddily trying to jam every function of our lives with AI. The thing that they, in their zeal, don't understand:
No one wants this sh*t. Literally no one.
#microsoft #samsung
No one wants this sh*t. Literally no one.
#microsoft #samsung
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Employees being asked by their employer to donate PTO hours to others to cover their emergencies, matetnity leave, and other basic rights is a capitalist travesty. PTO is made-up - just give them the f*cking time
#capitalism
#capitalism
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Employees being asked by their employer to donate PTO hours to others to cover their emergencies, matetnity leave, and other basic rights is a capitalist travesty. PTO is made-up - just give them the f*cking time
#capitalism
#capitalism
To the boomers in my neighborhood who, in late Sept, are still giving their lawns buzz cuts 3-4x a week: get a f*cking job already
#insidious
#insidious
September 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
To the boomers in my neighborhood who, in late Sept, are still giving their lawns buzz cuts 3-4x a week: get a f*cking job already
#insidious
#insidious
Crazy how the "don't tread on me" crowd with guns and flags on their t-shirts and "we the people" truck decals are totally fine with losing freedom of speech
September 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Crazy how the "don't tread on me" crowd with guns and flags on their t-shirts and "we the people" truck decals are totally fine with losing freedom of speech
"Where the females at?"
Idk bro, probably nowhere near you
Idk bro, probably nowhere near you
September 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"Where the females at?"
Idk bro, probably nowhere near you
Idk bro, probably nowhere near you
Yeah, Gov Abbott is a horrible person but the "hot wheels" nickname is ableist as fuck, and people on the left need to do better
August 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Yeah, Gov Abbott is a horrible person but the "hot wheels" nickname is ableist as fuck, and people on the left need to do better
I guess Abe Lincoln time traveled back to 1776 before he was born, dope
August 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I guess Abe Lincoln time traveled back to 1776 before he was born, dope
PSA: Friends don't let friends become Twitch DJs. There is help.
August 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
PSA: Friends don't let friends become Twitch DJs. There is help.
July 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Watching Brit commentators call a Raducanu match at Wimbledon surely must be sports purgatory.
July 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Watching Brit commentators call a Raducanu match at Wimbledon surely must be sports purgatory.
Get the fucking boomers out of our government now. #problemsolving
July 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Get the fucking boomers out of our government now. #problemsolving
All of the progress in AI and computing in recent years and they still can't make something that can parse a resume for a job application without it turning out like absolute dogsh*t.
#dafuq?
#dafuq?
June 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
All of the progress in AI and computing in recent years and they still can't make something that can parse a resume for a job application without it turning out like absolute dogsh*t.
#dafuq?
#dafuq?
Fact #1: Wages have been going down for decades.
Fact #2: Jumping jobs every few years is the only way to meaningfully increase one's salary.
Fact #3: Doing so will be held against you when searching for a job.
This job market and economy is designed to screw people
Fact #2: Jumping jobs every few years is the only way to meaningfully increase one's salary.
Fact #3: Doing so will be held against you when searching for a job.
This job market and economy is designed to screw people
June 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Fact #1: Wages have been going down for decades.
Fact #2: Jumping jobs every few years is the only way to meaningfully increase one's salary.
Fact #3: Doing so will be held against you when searching for a job.
This job market and economy is designed to screw people
Fact #2: Jumping jobs every few years is the only way to meaningfully increase one's salary.
Fact #3: Doing so will be held against you when searching for a job.
This job market and economy is designed to screw people
Dems could sweep entire elections simply by campaigning on legal cannabis. Boom. Easy. People of all kinds would flock.
May 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dems could sweep entire elections simply by campaigning on legal cannabis. Boom. Easy. People of all kinds would flock.
Can't wait for all the tell-all books to come out in a few years about the carnage of the current administration. Specifically, from people who were there and could have done something but didn't.
#saveitforthebook
#saveitforthebook
May 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Can't wait for all the tell-all books to come out in a few years about the carnage of the current administration. Specifically, from people who were there and could have done something but didn't.
#saveitforthebook
#saveitforthebook
Honestly f*ck Miracle Whip.
April 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Honestly f*ck Miracle Whip.
