The membrane is so thin sometimes
August 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The membrane is so thin sometimes
Your 30s are for never leaving your bed/cirrhosis maxxing/suicide hotline actually
August 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Your 30s are for never leaving your bed/cirrhosis maxxing/suicide hotline actually
Believing in anything, and especially trusting anyone continues to be a mistake
July 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Believing in anything, and especially trusting anyone continues to be a mistake
Is it "Power" because of the generational wealth?
July 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Is it "Power" because of the generational wealth?
Is "Benson Boone!" The new "lose the jorts?"
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Is "Benson Boone!" The new "lose the jorts?"
Getting pounded against the rocks (not sexy)
July 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Getting pounded against the rocks (not sexy)
isolating myself because I don't trust anybody really helps my paranoia that nobody likes me
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
isolating myself because I don't trust anybody really helps my paranoia that nobody likes me
Life would be so much better if i was still in my concrete form tube that dude who was fucking my mom left me when he died by getting hit by a train
June 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Life would be so much better if i was still in my concrete form tube that dude who was fucking my mom left me when he died by getting hit by a train
I only eat ass when it's well seasoned
June 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I only eat ass when it's well seasoned
Glitoris(john robert joppenhiemer (jumping popping atomic bomb) smith, his name is my name too)
June 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Glitoris(john robert joppenhiemer (jumping popping atomic bomb) smith, his name is my name too)
We used to get gregnant
June 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We used to get gregnant
You have a lot of problems with the way I'm eating croissants and frankly *brushes off crumbs* fuck you
June 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You have a lot of problems with the way I'm eating croissants and frankly *brushes off crumbs* fuck you
Feeling very "what is it all for" in this ikea tonight
June 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Feeling very "what is it all for" in this ikea tonight
been watching The Beak Eeper, you won't believe what Jason Statham is doing to these birds
June 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
been watching The Beak Eeper, you won't believe what Jason Statham is doing to these birds
Oh, yeah? You and what penis?
June 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oh, yeah? You and what penis?
They should let you thumbs up someone's thumbs up on teams or slack, so you can indicate your passive aggression is more aggressively passive
June 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
They should let you thumbs up someone's thumbs up on teams or slack, so you can indicate your passive aggression is more aggressively passive
An early sign of the rapture
June 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
An early sign of the rapture
You were too busy asking mistress if you could, when you should have been *awrf awrf awrf*
June 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You were too busy asking mistress if you could, when you should have been *awrf awrf awrf*
She hates when I'm johnny coleslaw
May 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
She hates when I'm johnny coleslaw
People complain about not having third spaces when my mouth is right here
May 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
People complain about not having third spaces when my mouth is right here
This bitch better cannonize my deep dish pussy
May 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This bitch better cannonize my deep dish pussy
Want to go halfsies on a bbl with me?
April 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Want to go halfsies on a bbl with me?
"I'm gonna use the money my dad sent me for my birthday to buy us a strap" and other affirmations
April 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"I'm gonna use the money my dad sent me for my birthday to buy us a strap" and other affirmations