Vape Thief
@vapethief.bsky.social
Deeply insincere, infamously callous, spiritually repulsive
Got too much attention on a tweet, any recommendations for erasing your entire digital footprint?
December 6, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Got too much attention on a tweet, any recommendations for erasing your entire digital footprint?
The office secretary has explained the concept of "Grogu, like a sort of baby Yoda" for the seventh time today and it has weaved the fraying edges of my sanity into a weapon to be used against me.
December 3, 2024 at 9:51 PM
The office secretary has explained the concept of "Grogu, like a sort of baby Yoda" for the seventh time today and it has weaved the fraying edges of my sanity into a weapon to be used against me.
We should make lunchables that are more toxic
December 1, 2024 at 1:12 AM
We should make lunchables that are more toxic
Training your personal bluesky algorithm is really running the razor edge between shit posting lefties and orange-man-bad Facebook posts.
November 25, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Training your personal bluesky algorithm is really running the razor edge between shit posting lefties and orange-man-bad Facebook posts.
As you may know, the horse is the enemy of the rat!
November 25, 2024 at 10:24 PM
As you may know, the horse is the enemy of the rat!
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Who up loving wokeness
January 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Who up loving wokeness
Who up loving wokeness
January 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Who up loving wokeness
Fully broke my Twitter addiction a while back and just glanced at the TL out of curiosity and holy shit that site is bad
January 8, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Fully broke my Twitter addiction a while back and just glanced at the TL out of curiosity and holy shit that site is bad
It's called Legends of the Guardians: Owls of Ga'hoole. It's easy to remember. Close your phone and repeat this from memory in two minutes, I'm sure you'll get it
December 29, 2023 at 5:00 AM
It's called Legends of the Guardians: Owls of Ga'hoole. It's easy to remember. Close your phone and repeat this from memory in two minutes, I'm sure you'll get it
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Made one good joke at the house party, gotta leave now while everyone thinks I'm cool
December 9, 2023 at 7:28 AM
Made one good joke at the house party, gotta leave now while everyone thinks I'm cool
I desperately want to be a playlist guy but it is time to face facts: I will forever be an album man, watching everyone else have fun from outside as I mutter "the artist knows the best way to enjoy their art" again and again until I crumble to dust.
December 7, 2023 at 6:29 PM
I desperately want to be a playlist guy but it is time to face facts: I will forever be an album man, watching everyone else have fun from outside as I mutter "the artist knows the best way to enjoy their art" again and again until I crumble to dust.
I run too much TTRPG to have a Spotify wrapped that's allowed to see the light of day, I fear
November 30, 2023 at 4:07 PM
I run too much TTRPG to have a Spotify wrapped that's allowed to see the light of day, I fear
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Don't worry, I'm sure you're pissing blood in the way that's actually fine for you.
November 25, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Don't worry, I'm sure you're pissing blood in the way that's actually fine for you.
I can count to 30 without getting bored
November 24, 2023 at 4:47 AM
I can count to 30 without getting bored
Curious George Soros
November 18, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Curious George Soros
just auditioned for old sheldon and they said i had to condemn hamas
November 17, 2023 at 9:33 PM
just auditioned for old sheldon and they said i had to condemn hamas
good horror is when the turtle fight the spider
November 16, 2023 at 10:42 PM
good horror is when the turtle fight the spider
Finally deleted Twitter because I had gazed too long into the abyss so I'm back here gazing into a slightly different abyss!
November 16, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Finally deleted Twitter because I had gazed too long into the abyss so I'm back here gazing into a slightly different abyss!
Just booked a wedding after party venue that scheduled our tour during a wake for a baby!
October 21, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Just booked a wedding after party venue that scheduled our tour during a wake for a baby!
I don't think we should trust anyone who venerates the musical career of Max Rebo.
October 16, 2023 at 10:22 PM
I don't think we should trust anyone who venerates the musical career of Max Rebo.
Posting videos of the conflict with a blue check account is war profiteering, actually
October 11, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Posting videos of the conflict with a blue check account is war profiteering, actually
Just woke up from a dream where I spent a full week of my life posting fan cams for a celebrity named Scloonze Cackley.
October 9, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Just woke up from a dream where I spent a full week of my life posting fan cams for a celebrity named Scloonze Cackley.