I FORGOT TO UPDATE:

FRANK HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

he apparently left in one piece, I cannot believe

But I don’t have any other kidney stones, so woo!

Update: Frank the kidney stone has caused me intense pain twice since going to the hospital

Frank is bullet shaped and trying slide down the water tube sideways for no reason

Urologist has decided that if I don’t pee him out by Sunday night, I’m going to the OR for removal 😭

It’s like they managed to pack all the pain of a period into a square centimeter. And you feel all the cumulative period pain of 3-4 days in one hour. Every hour.

SAME, though by the time I was on my way to the ER I already knew it was a stone probably

They did pain management and a CT scan to confirm it was a stone and bc of the size I have or see a urologist

YEAH … 😭 I almost passed out from the pain a couple of times … if I keep having breakthrough pain I will ask them to break the stone up 🫠 I can’t be crying on the bed every 8 hours

… im going to have to call him Frank the Kidney Stone online or run the risk of it sounding like an abusive boyfriend haha

Frank sent me to the ER all day yesterday but seems to have resettled somewhere less horrible today, which is great. He can stay there. Or leave. I’m not picky

The party is over and we are aliveeee /lays down

Also this party is loud and supposed to go on for more than one day 🙃

Sigh