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Tiger Figueroa
@vantahku.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 Supervillain 🦖 Father / Writer / Crafter 🚀
💍 Married to @nirazjaku.bsky.social 🦄
♒️ Lv.38 Romantic/Bisexual 🩷💜💙

#AutismAcceptance ♾️
#HumanRights ☯️
#Resistance 🌎
#BlueWave 🌊
#StaySafe 👍
#Gamer 👾
#PTSD 💚
#Furry 😼
#Pride 🏳️‍🌈
#Punk 🤘
#Nerd ⚛️
You're not helping...
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It's not like I neglect wifey and kiddo... They're having leftover spaghetti with a hearty meat and veggie ragu, topped with lots of cheese.

Now, I'm working on a more efficiently automated chicken farm, over on #Minecraft #OriginRealms. Gonna build an adorable fry shack, around this mechanism.
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Who doesn't love spending an afternoon, getting to know a nice big pumpkin?
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Had a virtual court appearance today, to finalize the lawyer situation and set a new readiness hearing date. Bonehead was 10mins late, pushing me to the back of the docket. I got a lengthy private lecture from a judge, about how serious it is to fire an attorney, in front of 3 of them.
#NotMyProblem
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So, a physicalist, a non-physicalist and an agnostic all walk into a bar together. The physicalist immediately shouts "Owe!" and the non-physicalist replies "You're so dramatic; just order your drink." The agnostic is confused about what just happened.

#NerdHumor
#DadJoke
#StaySafe
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
#ExistentialWeariness
The majority of us know that overwhelming feeling of despair; internally screaming "Oh god, I don't think I can do this any more!", before getting up and forcing ourselves to work to death.

The problem lies with those who do not know that feeling...
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well, it might be worth your consideration...

The first radiometric telemetry of a "black hole" (singularity), was of Messier 87* and was named Pōwehi (roughly translates as Dark Mother). The discovery verified many theories, once labeled as wild speculation. It also inspired quite a few artists.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The aforementioned bonehead arrived without any of the paperwork and didn't know what to ask for. So much for professionalism among attorneys... Even the opposing prosecutor was visibly sick of my guy's shit. The judge set another hearing for Friday (thankfully virtual this time). 😫
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
For the third time in a seven day period, I have to drag my family into the Eugene Courthouse (we have one car and my kid does online schooling). This time, it's because my bonehead of a lawyer, failed to file some critical paperwork on time. Yes, I'm firing him...

Did I mention we all have a cold?
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'm not sure what the fourth thing is. The only similar item that comes to mind, is a matter manipulator.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Looks like the right amount to me...
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The majority of people spend the majority of their day, wishing it would end. We suffer through work, dreaming about the last few hours of the evening, when we're allowed to recuperate. Then we get whatever little sleep may come, before it starts all over again...
#ExistentialWeariness #Humanism
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Light side: "Tiger, don't participate in #NationalDonutDay; you'll probably make it weird."

Dark Side: "Oh c'mon, Tiger, it's just a meme..." [goes for a weird one]

Anyway, here's a useful chart for the donut hole enjoyers out there.
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oof...
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
😹 I love how you just make up hash tags as you damn well please.
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I would like to remind everyone that we don't tolerate fascism. We must stop this wannabe-dictator, before things become even more regrettable.

We the people must #Vote on every measure and every election, in every district, across this nation. There are #NoKings in America!
#StaySafe 😼👍
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
There's a reason a basically never go anywhere and rarely interact with people irl.
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Just give people "the look". 😅
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Had no idea and if I'm being honest, I don't have many about Rocky Horror. 😹 Glad the autistic meme magic worked out.
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
😼👍
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I love a good meme trail...
November 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM