vans.kafka
@vanskafka.bsky.social
If you pour Cholula into the abyss, the abyss will not pour Cholula all over you.
Most interesting fact about the writer of Wicked is they thought dreams could have prequels
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Most interesting fact about the writer of Wicked is they thought dreams could have prequels
Weird how @emirates doesn’t have a Bluesky acct lol
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Weird how @emirates doesn’t have a Bluesky acct lol
Blue states should only send trans people
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Blue states should only send trans people
Fuck yeah good old uhub choppertalk
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck yeah good old uhub choppertalk
And ended another war
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
And ended another war
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is the most petty intra-family way to snipe someone lol
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is the most petty intra-family way to snipe someone lol
Haha he uses “seditious” and “treasonous” every time someone gets close
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Haha he uses “seditious” and “treasonous” every time someone gets close
I mean who else would go
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I mean who else would go
Must one take seriously the edicts of whoever holds the title Obesity Tsar?
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Must one take seriously the edicts of whoever holds the title Obesity Tsar?
To the extent the Venezuelan boats have drugs at all, it seems more and more like the bombings are part of an extortion racket aimed at getting drug traffickers/cartels to bribe Trump with Trumpcoin purchases. Some already have and got pardons. Straight up mob shit.
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
To the extent the Venezuelan boats have drugs at all, it seems more and more like the bombings are part of an extortion racket aimed at getting drug traffickers/cartels to bribe Trump with Trumpcoin purchases. Some already have and got pardons. Straight up mob shit.
Somehow this is also center right
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Somehow this is also center right
Can we get Trump’s speech after Kirk was shot, but ctrl-f “radical left liberals” and replace with “far right anarchist MAGAs” and see how that shit hits?
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Can we get Trump’s speech after Kirk was shot, but ctrl-f “radical left liberals” and replace with “far right anarchist MAGAs” and see how that shit hits?
It would have been rad if you called the show 121 songs that explain the 90s from the jump
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It would have been rad if you called the show 121 songs that explain the 90s from the jump
Does anyone really care if players make obscene gestures to the fans? Why is this a whole fuckin thing?
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Does anyone really care if players make obscene gestures to the fans? Why is this a whole fuckin thing?
Jesus. It’s clear either OpenAI doesn’t care or these lawyers have never handled a personal injury case before. This is basically the equivalent of blaming a rape victim for their outfit or drinking too much.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Jesus. It’s clear either OpenAI doesn’t care or these lawyers have never handled a personal injury case before. This is basically the equivalent of blaming a rape victim for their outfit or drinking too much.
For people who don’t get their ass clawed to shit as often as they’d like?
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
For people who don’t get their ass clawed to shit as often as they’d like?
They will come to regret making the R word great again
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
They will come to regret making the R word great again