Vanessa Stauffer
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Vanessa Stauffer
@vanopticon.bsky.social
free range word person | Houston PhD, MFA | poems in various places | semi-dormant publishing professional | cat servant

writing, services, contact: vanessastauffer.com
assorted poetry warblings: amomentarystay.substack.com
Yes! Another entry on my list of Uncle Robby's jokes.
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It seems very safe.
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
we love to see it!
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
have not felt this alive since the seven-page narrative poem about owl pellets
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
🐴🌸🐴🌸🐴🌸
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Reposted by Vanessa Stauffer
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I will post my gofundme link shortly
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I share this vision, and can offer that rigid denim from Banana Republic, which I naturally only purchase on, like, 98%-off clearance, performs as desired.
November 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
devastated to learn that Margaret Atwood self published her debut collection, does anyone know a good short run printer that will deal with a private idiot
November 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM