A brother can’t even get a damn Brainstorm!!

Jay it’s going to be like three days of rain, it’s not that big a deal

Legit shocked that these anchors would even dare to ask this question, certainly already knowing that there’s no plan in place, thus forcing Dr. Fraudz to admit as much in his response

He’s on DraftKings betting all the unders

And to think that his full name AND a picture of his face are attached to this

He was easily the best player on his team tonight

Right, let’s encourage young couples all across this country, who are already struggling to make ends meet as it is because of this administration, to create babies they can’t afford to care for properly.

We are truly being governed by the dumbest people available.

“And once Americans lose, on average, a whopping five ounces per person over the course of the next twelve months, then you still won’t be able to afford your medical care”

Keep telling yourself that.

Actually, better yet, keep telling your base that. Certainly that won’t come back to bite you in the ass.

What is this “the loss” you speak of

It was actually numerous losses all across the country

As per usual, he’s lying

Johnson and all the other Rs know that last night was a TERRIBLE omen for them, but acknowledging losses is verboten by MAGA, so here we are. And if they want to try to convince themselves and their base that last night doesn’t matter, then that will backfire spectacularly

She can cry into the void

Yeah you do

Your mom rules

The one that gets me is “aggressiveness” oh do you mean aggression?

Lowkey surprised that Steve Kerr and Gregg Popovich weren’t indicted as well