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boyfriend & wife of r. rue
32 yo | they/he/any

currently reading: 📖 Confession and Other Religious Writings by Leo Tolstoy
📖 Mankiller: A Chief and Her People by Wilma Mankiller and Michael Wallis
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I believe that they have no idea, I really do
A pair of, what are clearly, Laa-Laa (teletubbies) shoes being sold on Facebook marketplace as “Yellow face shoes size 9 womens”
September 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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new paralysis demon dropped and its just a grouping of pixels rumored to be a dancing robot man from a video my mother sent me of a recent dinner she had at an obnoxiously themed Mexican restaurant
a grouping of pixels rumored to be a dancing robot man from a video my mother sent me. It’s dark, there’s green lasers and a lot of metal. It’s highly pixelated.
July 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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today was a great day
THE O.C. SPOILER ALERT AHEAD. picture is of the back of a man standing in line at a Colombian food truck wearing a black and white t shirt that says “MARRISA COOPER Rest In Peace May 16th 2006” with an image from the scene in the O.C. where Marrisa dies.
May 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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THINGS TO LIVE FOR sunshine new music a fresh joint good weed sex after quality time together inside jokes cats chihuahuas a fully charged phone putting an outfit together smutty headcanons archaeological discoveries sharing a new creative idea coffee ice cream surprising yourself hidden purse treasure spring blossoms nipples and pussy tolstoy books published before the year 2000 meeting new goats
May 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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just spat something out
screenshot of a note in the notes app that reads: “What if I said it would take years? The very same years that will pass anyway regardless, heedless Because it will take years Years untold and not to be predicted No, not from you but of you And the shaking fist you raise to time will have a thousand million neighbors it always, always will But when has time ever listened? What has its response to a chorus of curled and quivering fingers been anything other than a mirthless grin?”
May 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Y’ALL! I about got another fucking virus 😩 I am too dumb for a smartphone, pls take it away. I scanned the QR code on this cuz I was curious - pretty sure it’s a promotional masturbation napkin from Japan cuz like.. that is very much what it looks like but I just HAD TO KNOW FOR SURE 😭 fuck me fr
the front of a small plastic package containing what looks like a promo for a business in Japan. There’s three young women with long hair and makeup, the word Sexy written in English in the corner, a small map at the bottom showing where the business is and a QR code. the back of a small plastic package of white napkins
May 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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can’t believe I got click baited with this
screenshot of an article titled “One hydrangea task will give ‘rapid growth’ if you do it now - and it’s not pruning” with a picture of a beautiful, bountiful blue and purple hydrangea bush
May 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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this new haircut got me like: tired and taken futches in your area!!!
selfie of a faggot dyke with their hairy armpit up in front of a giant Chinese painted fan with a tiger on it. selfie of a faggot dyke with a mullet
May 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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A text exchange from a group chat called “Slutty Idiots Only” that reads “Are we all reading some form of Anne Rice at the same time in three different places??” “it’s more likely than you think”
April 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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the group chat tonight, unprompted and unrehearsed:
A hand holding an Anne Rice inspired graphic novel open to the page where Claudia brutally attempts to murder Lestat A hand holding Anne Rice’s Servant of the Bones open to page 323 A hand holding Anne Rice’s Queen of the Damned open to page 328
April 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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My good friend; a dedicated dog dad, loving husband, and talented black metal musician needs to raise $1,850 for his upcoming top surgery. I had to delete my original post cuz I put the wrong Venmo 🥴

pls give if you can 🙏🏻

Venmo: @hocus_hollow
Cashapp: $castironqueer
a trans man with black and white heavy metal makeup and a black ritual robe on holds a long sword in a wintry wood. The text reads “sure he looks like he could do his own top surgery but idk… he might need ur help”
April 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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pinhead
a brown and white mini Australian shepherd rests her widdle head on a person’s thigh
April 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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this is your work, right?
April 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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this was her! and i stg this picture reeks of cigarettes and self satisfaction to me
picture of a champagne colored 2000 Chevy Corvette
April 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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me as soon as this promo tour starts:
That one incredibly desperate groupie from Queen of the Damned
April 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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a second plane has hit the me 😫
close up of sam reid wearing a low ponytail with a black ribbon a la lestat de lioncunt
April 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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in my search for a musical study aid I have found something truly beautiful
a Spotify playlist named “drunk Mexican dad music” with a cover photo of a toothy man clearly in his cups and perhaps a bit emotional.
April 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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me when a funky house i drive past in my neighborhood shows up on zillow and i can finally look inside:
the woman from the “show me to me Rachel” meme
March 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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something about a wet piece of fish in his pocket
Louis de Pointe du Lac looking hot and pensive
February 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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nature is healing
just heard the most beautiful sentence at work “a hogwart house? what the hell is that?”
February 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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pearlescent by yours truly
To you who are drunk on falsehoods and have blundered into the house of thy neighbor only to see the glamour of an enemy, I give the famous words “fix your hearts or die” And to those whose tenuous peace has been shattered; wrap your pearls of wisdom around you like a blanket so that the knife of the wayward may be lost in its many folds and never find flesh And should your pearlescent cocoon falter, and the sharp edge of mean hands finds its way to your earthen shell, I pray that the kindly hands of others, unafraid of your blood, may rise and staunch the wound.
January 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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David Lynch with the subtitle “And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.”
January 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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pick ur fighter, desk buddy edition:

- star shaped stress ball I’m tempted to eat
- cracked daruma doll w/ the wrong eye filled in and its goal unfulfilled
- fidget toy monkey (bubble butt not pictured)
- thee! gudetama
- an eos i reduced to a knub in less than 2 weeks
a row of the trinkets described in the post, sitting on a desk in front of a book
January 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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re: my bio - yes i am indeed too adhd to even get a diagnosis
a stack of three books; An Indigenous Peoples’ History of the United States by Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz, War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy, and Blood Canticle by Anne Rice, all with bookmarks in them
January 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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help!😣 my weina 😫 he’s bawied 😭
an outdoor table covered in 8 inches of snow with the very tippy tip of a beer bottle poking out.
January 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM