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Vanessa
@vanlyn87.bsky.social
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Certified Jersey trash
she/her/ma’am why are you yelling?
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inside of u is one homer
what is ur homer
Homer delightfully surprised to see a pink frosted donut with sprinkles on a silver platter held by a tiny purple demon in a chef’s hat and a Hell’s Kitchen apron.
October 25, 2023 at 2:52 PM
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Miri is always up to no good…
A small black and white cat standing on her hind legs on an ottoman, she is looking out an open window into the trees. She is thinking about eating birds. The window screen is the only thing between her and avian dinner.
October 8, 2023 at 12:27 AM
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My company has a new InfoSec mascot and I love him way too much. It’s not normal, guys. I hope they make t-shirts!

Guys, he’s offline because he’s out fight cyber crimes!!!!!
Little blue creature who fights cyber crime! Might be a rodent of some sort?
September 21, 2023 at 1:46 PM
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Guys, it was pretty fucking great.
Beyoncé’s stage show with Beyoncé on the giant screens in a pink catsuit and chrome wide brimmed hat.
September 15, 2023 at 6:10 PM
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It’s happeninnnggggggg
Beyoncé stage setup at Lumen field. Large screen with pride flag above stage with large walkway going out into the crowd in a giant circle.
September 15, 2023 at 3:11 AM
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My cat is going to murder me once she’s back in fighting shape…
Alarm schedule for cat medicine. 5 alarms at 6:30am, 8am, noon, 6:30pm, 8pm.
September 9, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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Sir, the fuck plane has hit the Inter-dimensional Space Time Portal.
GWB on 9/11 meme
September 3, 2023 at 7:22 PM
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It took an hour to get bagels today. Was it worth it? Yes! 😫😫
A rosemary sea salt bagel with a thick layer of scallion cream cheese. Perfect crumb. Definitely better than Panera.
September 1, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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Montana Update: Dad still loving rocks. To be fair, they’re pretty nice.
A stream bottom with clear water and colorful rocks. Colorful rocks Dad looking for good rocks. More colorful rocks!
August 7, 2023 at 4:03 AM
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Don’t worry guys, my dad got a plant ID app to go with his rock app.
My dad hiking and taking photos of every tree we see.
August 6, 2023 at 2:34 AM
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Had to go to Joanne’s to get buttons for my jeans. They put out the Halloween stuff already. I didn’t buy anything.

We’ll see how long that holds up…
Friends: it’s still 85 degrees outside Me: meme of an autumn cat in a warm sweater and scarf surrounded by apples and fall foliage.
August 2, 2023 at 11:09 PM
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Last night I went to a weeknight concert and now I’m so tired my brain can only do bullshit.

Anyway, Beck is awesome.
Beck performing in front of neon signs of Baron Samedi, a sake bottle, a spaceman, a mushroom and a magic hand. Beck performing in Seattle. Beck performing on a neon set with balloons floating in the air.
August 2, 2023 at 7:10 PM