What's with your eyes looking all lizard-ly?

Have you used dishwashers that automatically open the door a little when finished? Feels like the best solution to me, then you don't have to remember to open it yourself. Makes it possible to put on the dishwasher even if you won't be home for a long time.

Wow those two are exactly the same. Really no difference. Trust me

Liberals are bad because they *checks notes* want to make the world a better place

One shouldn't look a gifted horse in the mouth, but those teeth do look sharp

Or how about CEOreo

God gives his hardest naps to his sleepiest soldier

It's worth pointing out that the mean post count is not a mean over all users, but over all authors. Wasn't clear to me before I did the math.

Pretty sure the "no thanks" is in response to "do you want to review your settings" and not "do you want to turn on voice calling", so it's probably good to review those settings. Who knows what the default is.

If both airline pilot and flight attendant had an equal share of men and women, then the odds of getting an all female crew would be 1/64. Unfortunately airline pilot is very male dominated, so even with flight attendant being female dominated with current stats it's closer to 1/1270 flights.

Personally I'm not convinced santa is pro-capitalism. He gives presents to everyone who's been good no matter class. There's also this classic swedish song about how santa is a communist

That's neat! How much weight do you think it can support?

The link that Cats posted calls it a portör, which translates to vasculum.

Congrats on your first skeet! Or maybe bleet?

And inside it's bubble the arrow could safely point right

Bad cat! Get away from those birds! Dont

They are Bouillabaisse, shark fin soup, borscht, and tom yam kung. The article doesn't actually say which one of Bouillabaisse and Shark Fin Soup that's considered the best. Maybe they're tied for first?