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DJ Vanilla DeFunk
@vanilladefunk.bsky.social
Ultimate Optimist, Above Average Dad / Husband, Musical Savant, Yacht Rocker, Dog Lover, Overachiever, Proud Member of BBN, aspire to become Bluesky’s favorite lyrical genius. My story will be told through music….I hope you feel me (Mos Def).
Apparently I made it too! Ali, great job, I watch #waytooearly #waytoomuch. I am up early to snuggle with these two boys……and forget yesterday’s news.
May 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Looks like it was Elon that also made an appearance in 1997’s Three Men and a Baby……
February 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yep, not even trying to hide it. Almost as bad as turning on the radio and hearing an ad for this……
February 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Lyric Spotlight
February 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Thanks KP - always good to pause and celebrate our BF’s! Trey & Smokey in their happy place….
January 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ran into George’s house a few weeks back, randomly, freaked me out.
January 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Thanks MJF - I needed that break in the action. These are my boys, my rocks, Trey (the guy that needs braces) and Smokey.
January 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Yep, my daughter got me this custom vinyl wall art. My boys got me golfballs…….
January 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Cheers, love it.
January 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I would submit that your toddler is borderline genius, obviously an artistic version of Kazoo from the Flintstones.
January 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Deep thoughts, by Vanilla DeFunk.

Walking around Notting Hill yesterday with the family, doing touristy things.

Randomly walk by this house and realized……holy shit, this is not the vibe I need heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Damn…..Vegas!
December 30, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Perfect example. Yesterday I am walking around London and spot 5 pigeons staring at me. Bad decision was to stop and take a picture. Made worse, they shit on me…..and probably laughed at me too. But hey, you like the pic?
December 30, 2024 at 6:31 AM
I’ve read all of the entries, bravo to 90% of you. I am going to roll with The Jerk, since it applies to 90% + of DTJ’s cabinet picks.
December 29, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I agree from a mass murderer standpoint, however I think he and Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari) from Parks & Rec were indeed separated at birth.
December 27, 2024 at 3:31 PM
He looks as vicious as my boy Trey…..
December 27, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Mr. Rogers is my spirit animal for the near future……
December 24, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Marc, can’t thank you enough. I hope that your crew checks my subscription comment.

I want to personally thank you, and your group of 16 bad asses, for the work you are doing.
December 22, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Awesome! Although I am a fan of your latest release (Racist Piece of Shit), I am listening to this gem as I type.
December 21, 2024 at 3:11 PM
@dolanfantasy.bsky.social I’d appreciate some credit for creating this wonderful new way to watch Sunday NFL #Dolancast
December 15, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Love it! This is my boy Trey…..chillin
December 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I am willing to bet any amount of money that these watches are not made in the USA. Perhaps @katiephang.bsky.social and her crew could find out for us…….
December 12, 2024 at 11:11 PM
December 8, 2024 at 10:06 AM
This is how I am starting my day…thx
December 7, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I have to work on this to get to 100% accuracy, but overall I am impressed…..#blueskyroast
December 1, 2024 at 2:50 PM