Chris Van Hellsöng
vanhellsong.bsky.social
Chris Van Hellsöng
@vanhellsong.bsky.social
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica. NUFC.
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
October 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“I dispose those jowdies”
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
He just needs a full pre-season. Fuller, probably.
October 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Tell me you never watched Isak at #NUFC
1 on 1 = 0
October 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
October 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
October 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Today’s second hand book store purchase, a Xmas present from 1949.
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
BFFs
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
September 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Evergreen
September 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Big W
September 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Millenium Falconhoof

“Kill Babu Frik”
“Babu is our friend”
“He’s going to be here the whole adventure, capering around, making silly noises?”
“Aye”
“Kill him. He’s shite”
September 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. not a selfie.
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
September 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Benfica board
September 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Goals are a finite resource, NUFC keeping powder dry for Thurs
September 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Whippets be like
September 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
September 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
September 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have no opinion other than I’m glad he’s gone. If we’ve extracted another £5mil by dragging this out then that’s fine with me. He was never wearing the shirt again after that outburst, and in any event Nick is our king. Hope we get another player through door today. #NUFC
September 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Eddie looks fucking stoked 😀
August 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Goodbye is the hardest word, so let me be the first to say to #14 #NUFC
August 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM