in the game of “follow-the-leader,” one must choose wisely🐑🐑🐑
—

“cherry-picking” is dirty work🍒🤏🏻
—

“The Cat’s Out of the Bag”
—

All the world’s a salad bar, and all its people merely ingredients.—Shakespeare, sort of

Here we are with iceberg lettuce pushing all the other ingredients to the bottom of the bowl or over the edge, demanding ranch, and insisting that *this* is what greatness is.

Tasteless. Colorless. Deficient.

they always warn you about the wolf in sheep’s clothing,
but often it’s the sheep you should be worried about🐑🐺
—

if you’ve never googled “royal toilets,” you’re missing out. this doodle was absolutely inspired by such a google👑🚽
—

just good ol’ Pete getting his little duckies in a row🦆🦆🦆🪿
—

it really is that simple, y’all❣️🏳️‍🌈♥️
—

nom nom nom🤑🍽️😋
—

brains just wanna have function🧚🏻‍♀️🧠
—

“I now regret giving a question to the Associated Press.”

the queen of spin appears to be running out of yarn🧶
—

Oh ! what a tangled web we weave / When first we practise to deceive !
-from “Marmion,” by Sir Walter Scott

the tariff-ic trio.
—

hold on🌍🫶🏻
—

here lies mankind🍎
—

tastes like freedom🍎
—

✨🐘✨
—

so many sheps, so little time🐕
—

spent the day turning dog breeds into one-line drawings🖍️
—

✨🌊🫙🌊✨
—