A “vigorous travel schedule?” He flys in a plane that leaves whenever he wants, no sitting in a crowded terminal, no delayed flights, no carrying luggage, no TSA screening. The plane has a giant private bedroom for him, so he can sleep in a real bed. We only wish our travel was so easy.

Not a test, an excuse to end the ceasefire.

Let’s check in on the downtown Portland webcam at 6:08pm PT on this Sunday evening. Looks awful…ly boring.

I don't know how you did this, Merriam-Webster, but I tip my hat.

The Republicans should go all in on this splendid idea. And brag about it on Fox News. They should make sure everyone knows not paying essential workers was their idea.

Why are we paying Congress if they’re going to he a meaningless debating society? They should just go home now that they’re irrelevant.