Can someone translate this for Gen Alpha please? They aren’t getting as good of an education as some of us who had to read.

Probably to hide that lady with the camera. I’m sure she’s got some interesting photos.

If I had a $20 for every time I heard “if she/you were only 10 years older” or “call me in 5 years” from men while I was growing up and this oftentimes being said to my own mother, I would have gone to outer space with Katy Perry.

And the one POC doesn’t get a hat

But you did…

It’s a 1 gift Christmas in my house.

Why is sleeping less than 8 hours a night “impressive”? Just seems really dumb to me.

Please say this is fake. So embarrassing.

Why doesn’t anyone give him shit for not wearing his wedding ring?

I feel like we need to look at these insurance companies, they could chose to leave premiums where they are currently. If there was universal healthcare for all this wouldn’t be an issue. Why isn’t there a tiered rate Medicaid type of option?

Reporter should have said: your mama