Hey! Not EVERYTHING has to be dill pickle flavored. #overkill #dillpickle #justbecauseyoucan
#doesntmeanyoushould

Hey you know what doesn’t have tariffs? Vintage. Thrifting. Used books. Resale shops. Better for you. Better for your community. Helps the environment. Small double fingers to corporations. It’s kind of a win-win.

Buying votes is voter fraud and voter fraud is illegal. But please cash those million dollar checks with zero conscious and zero realization how much the government will take from that check. Congratulations you’re in a new tax bracket! Racist nazi dummies.

The toilet handle broke (technically a piece inside the tank) and I bought a replacement set and installed it with no swearing. I’m a plumber now.

Full disclosure: when it flushed correctly I said Fuck yeah! So one swear.

Two of my favorite people I have never met. 📸:sadbitchsoupx
@trixiemattel.bsky.social
@katya-zamo.bsky.social

Just yelling’ at nothing and pressing the Diet Coke button like a finance bro wanting the elevator to come faster.