Farmer Vanessa
@vanessabeee.bsky.social
Regenerative farmer | Carpenter | Snake Wrangler | Die-hard Democrat | Raging Feminist | Dog Obsesser | Ready for the Revolution
If you’re over 50, I’ve got news for you…
September 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you’re over 50, I’ve got news for you…
These cows look like they’re going to pick my pocket, or tell me about The Lord…
June 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
These cows look like they’re going to pick my pocket, or tell me about The Lord…
The world has gone mad. We all need 18 seconds of pure splashy joy to cleanse the palate
June 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The world has gone mad. We all need 18 seconds of pure splashy joy to cleanse the palate
Hey y’all! If you live in a state impacted by the polar vortex and have access to a farmer’s market, PLEASE go support local farmers and producers. We are FREAKING COLD and will most likely have extensive losses from the weather. Thank you!!
January 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hey y’all! If you live in a state impacted by the polar vortex and have access to a farmer’s market, PLEASE go support local farmers and producers. We are FREAKING COLD and will most likely have extensive losses from the weather. Thank you!!
Look at these lil’ baby lettuces all tucked in for the freeze! 🥬🩷
January 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Look at these lil’ baby lettuces all tucked in for the freeze! 🥬🩷
We have Indian Runner ducks for pest management, they love splashing around in their grotto
January 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We have Indian Runner ducks for pest management, they love splashing around in their grotto
This cat is my spirit animal as the cold front blasts central Texas tonight. Brr.
January 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This cat is my spirit animal as the cold front blasts central Texas tonight. Brr.
Never say we don’t know how to party out here in the country…
January 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Never say we don’t know how to party out here in the country…
In a surreal turn of events, my father sent me a box of old photos today, and these gems were in there. Rest in peace, sir, and thank you for showing the world what a good president looks like. #jimmycarter
December 30, 2024 at 4:43 AM
In a surreal turn of events, my father sent me a box of old photos today, and these gems were in there. Rest in peace, sir, and thank you for showing the world what a good president looks like. #jimmycarter
This is chilling
December 20, 2024 at 4:04 PM
This is chilling
Oliver in Texas says “Hello!”
December 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Oliver in Texas says “Hello!”
I love them!! 😍😍 Giant breeds are the best.
December 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I love them!! 😍😍 Giant breeds are the best.
I’m pretty sure Elon is cake. Let’s get him in there asap!
December 12, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I’m pretty sure Elon is cake. Let’s get him in there asap!
I was crabby about some stupid shit but then I went outside and I forgot what made me crabby.
December 11, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I was crabby about some stupid shit but then I went outside and I forgot what made me crabby.
Could it be this? We’re drowning in the sea of dummies here in central Texas.
December 10, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Could it be this? We’re drowning in the sea of dummies here in central Texas.
Got my chance to use Goods Unite Us today when I needed a new car battery! I usually go to Advanced, but O’Reilly is right down the street. Love this app! #GoodsUniteUs
December 8, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Got my chance to use Goods Unite Us today when I needed a new car battery! I usually go to Advanced, but O’Reilly is right down the street. Love this app! #GoodsUniteUs
That’s a great idea! Thank you!
December 6, 2024 at 8:16 PM
That’s a great idea! Thank you!
I truly hoped I would come across this photo from a protest in 2017 and laugh about how fucked up it was that we elected a game show host as president. We were so naive. #fucktrump
December 6, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I truly hoped I would come across this photo from a protest in 2017 and laugh about how fucked up it was that we elected a game show host as president. We were so naive. #fucktrump